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Partners & Parachutes
Recap
Austin: Last time on "Austin & Ally"...
Ally: Austin and I do like each other, but it's complicated. I think he still has feelings for another girl.
Austin: I made up my mind. I'm gonna ask Kira to be my girlfriend.
Ally: It's time for me to face my biggest fear. I'm gonna perform on stage.
Both: ♪ If you wanna climb ♪
♪ I'll be your ladder ♪
♪ If you wanna run. ♪
♪ I'll be your road ♪
Ally: I did it! I conquered my stage fright!
Both: ♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Anything you need. ♪
♪ That's what I'll be. ♪
♪ You can come to me ♪
Kira: Austin? I thought about it. Yes, I'll be your girlfriend.
Both: ♪ You can come to me ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Interior. Jungle Cafe.
Austin: Oh, uh... I guess that's the answer to the question I asked you yesterday.
Ally: And you said yes. I guess that makes it official. Congrats, you two.
Austin: Ally, I...
Kira: Thanks!
Ally: Well, I better get smooching... I mean, scooching. There's a movie I don't wanna kiss...I mean, miss. Uh... let's go, Trish.
Trish: Uh, the duet sounded great tonight, Austin, although your timing was a little off.
Austin: So Kira, about us... I'm afraid that...
Kira: I know. You're afraid my dad's gonna be mad we're officially dating.
Austin: See, the thing is...
Kira: Shh. Let's not worry about my dad right now. Let's just be happy.
Austin: Aw, man. This is bad. What am I gonna...
Dez: Shh. Let's not worry about Kira and Ally right now. Let's just freak out.
Theme song
Interior. Sonic Boom.
Trish: So have you talked to Austin yet about the big kiss?
Ally: What's there to talk about?
Penny: Whoa, rewind. Kiss?
Ally: Yeah yeah. Austin and I kissed last night, but not a big deal.
Penny: Oh, Sweetie! Your first kiss! That is a big deal!
Ally: What makes you think it was my first kiss? Okay, it was my first kiss.
Trish: It was pretty magical. I was there.
Ally: Yeah. I felt like Cinderella.
Penny: Aw.
Ally: Until the Prince's girlfriend showed up, then the glass slipper broke, the pumpkin exploded all over me, and the gingerbread man found a wolf in grandma's house.
Penny: I think you're mixing up your fairy tales.
Trish: It was pretty Grimm. Too soon?
Ally: Bottom line... Austin has another girlfriend, end of story.
Penny: Oh, honey. I'm so sorry. But you've got a choice... You could think of last night as a night that some boy let you down. Or, you can think of it as the night that you walked out on stage, and conquered your biggest fear.
Trish: Listen to your mom. You conquered your stage fright. Let's focus on your career now. I'm gonna be your manager. We're gonna do this!
Ally: You're right. If I can beat my stage fright, I can do anything. It's time to close the door on Austin and open the door on me!
Trish: You gotta pull.
Ally: And open the door on me!
Exterior. Food court.
Dez: Whoo! Tastes better when it's a challenge. Your move.
Austin: Nah, I don't feel like playing anymore. I can't stop thinking about the whole Ally-Kira thing.
Dez: I admit, I was upset about it at first. But if you wanna be with Kira and not Ally, I can accept that.
Austin: I don't wanna be with Kira. I wanna be with Ally.
Dez: Whoo! Thank goodness because I really couldn't accept that.
Austin: Oh! Hey, Ally!
Ally: Oh. Hey, guys.
Dez: Do you guys wanna be alone?
Austin: Uh, yeah. Kinda.
Dez: Cool. There's nobody sitting at that table over there.
Austin: So... Did you see Dez's french fry building? I call it the frie-ffel tower! It was funnier when I said it earlier.
Ally: Okay. Let's not make this any weirder than it needs to be. We kissed. It was good.
Austin: Really good.
Ally: Okay. Really good.
Dez: Magical, even.
Ally: Okay. It was really good and magical. But the point is... you chose Kira. But let's just stick to being friends and partners and pretend the kiss never happened.
Austin: I can't pretend it never happened. Ally, I wanna be with you.
Ally: Oh, so you broke up with Kira?
Austin: Well, no. Not yet.
Ally: Bye, Austin.
Dez: Bummer, man. Have a fry. It'll make you feel better. (fries collapse) First Ally, now the fries?! Do you have to destroy everything you touch?
Austin: So if I'm gonna get Ally to change her mind, I have to break up with Kira first. Woo, she's gonna be mad.
Dez: Her dad won't be too happy either.
Austin: Yeah, he doesn't even know we're dating. Wait, that's it! If Jimmy finds out, maybe he'll do the breaking up for me.
Dez: Mmm!
Austin: Good idea, huh?
Dez: No, I'm just enjoying my fry. Mmm!
Interior. Sonic Boom. Practice room.
Ally: I hereby call this first official team Ally meeting to order. Everyone take a seat.
Trish: Everyone's sitting.
Ally: Let's hear from our songwriter. That's me. I just wrote a new song. And now from our performer. Again, me. The vocals are coming along great. And now from our manager. Trish?
Trish: Well, I've got big plans for your future as a superstar performer. I've devised a one-year plan to get you from here to here!
Ally: Okay. What's the plan?
Trish: Not a clue. But you end up here!
Ally: I am so excited!
Trish: Well, I have already thought of some Ally merchandise. Hmm. Ally sponge. Ally soap. Ally plunger. Ally toilet paper. Single and double-ply.
Ally: Did you just steal all that stuff from our bathroom and write my name on it?
Trish: Yup, that's the kind of can-do manager I am. I also called Megan from "Cheetah Beat" to get you an interview.
Ally: Great job, Trish. Day one progress report... amazing.
Trish: And from there, I'm thinking concerts, a record deal and some dance lessons! Because let's be honest, this...Isn't cutting it.
Exterior. Food court.
Kira: Hey, boyfriend.
Austin: Hey, Kira.
Kira: Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend. I like the sound of that.
Austin: It's a great word when used appropriately.
Kira: I couldn't agree more, boyfriend.
Austin: Listen, I know we said we were gonna wait, but I think we need to tell your dad about us.
Kira: Aren't you worried he's gonna stop us from seeing each other?
Austin: That's a chance I'm willing to take. Hey, there he is.
Kira: Daddy?
Austin: What a coincidence seeing you here!
Jimmy: You texted me to meet you here.
Austin: Did I? Anyway... The important thing is that you're here. And there's something that we'd like to talk to you about.
Jimmy: I'm listening.
Austin: There's a good chance you're gonna be really, really upset about what I'm about to tell you.
Jimmy: Is there a point to this?
Austin: I think you should know that me and Kira... your only daughter... are dating. And we wouldn't want to continue without your approval, so...
Jimmy: I have a strict policy against my daughter dating musicians. No exceptions.
Austin: Aw. No exceptions?
Jimmy: I gotta say, the fact that you called me down here to ask my permission. Proves that you're the kind of guy my daughter should be with.
Austin: I'm sorry you feel that way...wait. What?
Jimmy: You and Kira have my blessing. Group hug.
Kira: Yay!
Austin: Wait. What?
Interior. Sonic Boom. Practice room.
Trish: How's the new song coming?
Ally: Oh, great! I'm almost done.
Trish: Well, guess who got her first interview as a performer? Megan's on her way up.
Ally: That's awesome! Thanks, Trish. I'm really excited about this interview. It'll be nice to talk about just Ally. Not Austin and Ally.
Megan: O.M.G.! I wanna talk about Austin and Ally. I heard you guys sang a duet. Are you a couple? An item? A thing?!
Trish: Whoa! Someone put too much sugar on their cereal. I brought you here to write about Ally's new career.
Megan: And I will, but my readers want the gossip. I don't know much about chemistry, because you don't take that till the eighth grade, but I know that you two have it.
Ally: That's nice of you to say, but Austin's dating somebody else. Trust me, we're just partners.
Megan: So he does have a girlfriend! Totes juice!
Trish: Now that we got the gossip out of the way, can we focus on Ally?
Megan: Of course. Next week. But right now, I have an epic story to break.
Trish: So... that went well.
Interior. Sonic Boom.
Dez: Did you break up with her yet?
Austin: I tried to, but it didn't go so well.
Exterior. Food court.
Flashback.
Kira: Hey, boyfriend.
Austin: Hey, Kira. Listen, I need to tell you something. I think we should... (jackhammer drills over his talking) So anyway... Please don't hate me.
Kira: Sorry, I couldn't hear anything you said. Why would I hate you? You're my boyfriend.
Austin: What I was trying to say is... I think we should...
Kira: Hi, Daddy. What? That's awful. I'll be right home. My goldfish Mr. Gills just died. I gotta go. What did you want to tell me?
Austin: That I'm sorry for your loss?
Kira: Mr. Gills!
Interior. Sonic Boom.
Dez: Mr. Gills died? I loved that fish.
Austin: Anyway, I'm gonna meet up with her again. I gotta get this over with.
Megan: Austin Moon! Word on the street... you have a new girlfriend. And I'm here to get the deets, the skinny, the 411, the juice... The information to write my story.
Austin: What? That is totes ridic. And isn't there something more interesting to write about than my private life?
Megan: Nope.
Austin: Uh well, I gotta go do something really boring. But I'll, uh, see you later. Dez, walk me out? I have to go break up with Kira and I don't want Megan interfering. I need you to keep her away from me.
Dez: I'm on it. Megan... who wants a stick? Who wants a stick? Go get it! Go get it! Now's your chance. Get out of here! Ugh! I'll get it.
Exterior. Food court.
Austin: So anyway, that's what I've been trying to tell you all week. Please don't hate me.
Kira: I don't hate you, Austin. I mean, I wanna yell and scream at you, but I know that's not gonna make me feel better.
Austin: Wow, you're being so cool about it...
Kira: You inconsiderate... (jackhammer drills) Whoo! That felt good.
Austin: Are we cool now?
Kira: Yeah. You're still working with my dad and, there's no reason we shouldn't try and be friends.
Austin: You're the best.
Megan: O.M.G. His girlfriend's Kira Starr?! Can you say exclusive?!
Interior. Sonic Boom.
Penny: I am so proud of Ally for getting over her stage fright. We should throw her a party to celebrate.
Lester: Great idea! We can do it outside in the Mall for free.
Penny: Let's get started.
Lester: Come on.
Austin: Hey. How's it going?
Ally: Great. I just finished a new song for myself and did an interview for "Cheetah Beat".
Austin: That's awesome! I'm really happy for you, Ally. Listen, I just want you to know that Kira's completely out of the picture.
Ally: Really?
Trish: Seriously? "Austin's new girlfriend"?
Ally: Looks like she's still in the picture to me. Come on, Trish.
Austin: Ally, wait!
Dez: Austin, I gotta warn you! Megan took pictures of you and Kira to publish in "Cheetah Beat". Oh. You already know. Aw.
Interior. Marino High School.
Trish: Hey! I've got some ideas for some publicity shots. Check it out. Rocker Ally! Country Ally! And my personal favorite... Dragon slayer Ally!
Ally: Nobody's gonna believe I'm a dragon slayer.
Dez: Ally's a dragon slayer? I knew dragons were real.
Austin: Uh. Hey, Ally. Maybe we can hook up later and work on some new songs.

Ally! And my personal favorite... Dragon slayer Ally!

Ally: Yeah, me and Trish have to come up with some better publicity photos.
Trish: Hey!
Ally: But let's catch up later.
Austin: Man! I really messed up with Ally. I wish she wasn't so over me.

- Hey, don't give up now.

Dez: You're Austin Moon. You can win her over. All you need is a big romantic gesture.
Austin: I could buy her a piano she could play at her first concert.
Dez: Gah, you clearly know nothing about romance. You gotta think bigger! Like parachute the piano into the party and then serenade her in front of everyone.
Austin: Oh! That's genius!
Dez: That's why they call me...(whispers) the love whisperer.
Austin: No one...(whispers) calls you that.
Exterior. Food court.
Penny: Ally, your father and I are so proud of you for overcoming your stage fright. We can't wait to see what the next step will be in your musical journey.
Lester: Ally, I love you, honey. Come here. Oh, I hope you enjoy this party... At which there is a two shrimp limit per person.
Austin: Uh, can I say a few words? Ally, I just wanna say that I'm so happy for you. And I can't wait to be in the front row of your first concert. When you're playing this! Look up!
Ally: What is that?
Trish: I think it's a piano.
Austin: Dez, the parachute's not open.
Dez: Yeah, it hasn't been pulled yet.
Austin: Who's gonna pull it?
Dez: Run!
Austin: Uh... surprise. Ally, I'm really sorry.
Dez: I should...
Interior. Sonic Boom. Practice room.
Dez: I'm really sorry, man.
Austin: I blew it. She probably hates me.
Dez: Well, you did break her piano.
Austin: You know, I'll never forget that first time we wrote a song together. I was playing the piano... She was writing in her songbook. Hey, that's the card from the flowers I got her. "There's no way I could make it without you". She kept it. This must be the song she's working on. Dez, listen to this... "I think about you every morning when I open my eyes". "I think about you every moment, every day of my life". This song is amazing. Wait, do you know what this means?!
Dez: That you're really nosy.
Austin: No. It means no matter what she said, she's liked me this whole time.
Dez: It's like I'm watching the best romantic movie ever!
Austin: I know what I need to do.
Interior. Sonic Boom.
Trish: Hey. I think I found a piece without piano in it.
Ally: Nope.
I Think About You.
Ally: Austin, I want...
Austin: Shh. Just come here. (they hug)
Megan: I am freaking!
Trish: Where did she come from?
Interior. Sonic Boom.
Trish: Guess who's on the cover of "Cheetah Beat"?
Austin: I guess we're officially a couple.
Dez: Finished! Woo! Fixed the piano, good as new.

♪ I think about you every morning when I open my eyes ♪
♪ I think about you every evening when I turn out the lights ♪
♪ I think about you every morning when I open my eyes

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