| Moon Week & Mentors | |
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| Interior. Sonic Boom. | |
| Trish: | Guess who got a job as a Coach on America's Top Talent? |
| Austin: | I love that show. How'd you get on it? |
| Trish: | I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about you and Ally. You guys are gonna be guest coaches on the show. |
| Austin: | No way. |
| Ally: | Seriously? |
| Trish: | Yeah. They're coming to Miami. And all the contestants are gonna sing Austin Moon songs because it's Austin Moon week. |
| Austin: | This is so exciting! Trish, you're the best manager ever. |
| Trish: | I know! |
| Ally: | We get to help aspiring singers get their big break. |
| Austin: | Yeah. And I'm getting my own week. First thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get rid of Monday and replace it with Friday and call it Moonday. |
| Trish: | And since I got you the gig, you should call Tuesday Trish day. |
| Austin: | Nah. That would be silly. |
| Ally: | I can't wait. Austin, we're gonna be making dreams come true. |
| Austin and Ally: | What up? |
| Dez: | Dude! That's our thing. |
| Austin: | Sorry, Dez. I just got excited. |
| Austin and Dez: | What up? |
| Dez: | That's better. |
| Theme song. | |
| Interior. America's Top Talent set. | |
| Jett: | Oh hey, guys. Welcome to the set. |
| Austin: | Hey, Jett. |
| Ally: | Good to see you. |
| Austin: | Wow. The set looks so much bigger than when I watch the show on my phone. |
| Dez: | It's the spinning chairs. Oh, I wish I could take one in my house. |
| Ally: | You can't just walk on a set and take stuff that doesn't belong to you. |
| Trish: | Check out this cool jacket I found backstage. |
| Jett: | That's mine. |
| Trish: | Oh. Well, you should really
put your name on things. |
| Jett: | I did. |
| Trish: | Hmm. |
| Austin: | Hey, Jett, can we check out the spinning chairs now? |
| Jett: | Oh, we don't let anybody sit in those until showtime. The spinning mechanisms are really delicate. |
| Dez: | Woo! Whee! |
| Jett: | Get out of that chair! |
| Dez: | Woo. I love being dizzy. Wait. No, I don't. |
| Trish: | Dez, wait up. We're gonna go make a team Austin & Ally sign. |
| Ally: | Oh, that's sweet. You want to support us. |
| Trish: | No. The people who make the best signs always get put on camera. I want to be on TV. |
| Jett: | So do you guys want a tour or should I just see you on camera? |
| Ally: | Actually, a tour would be... |
| Jett: | Great. I'll see you on camera. |
| Lucy Gluckman: | Sorry to bother you. But are you Austin Dawson and Ally Moon? |
| Austin: | Uh, sort of. |
| Lucy Gluckman: | Sorry. I'm nervous. I'm Lucy, a contestant on the show. |
| Ally: | Well, we can't wait to hear you sing. |
| Lucy Gluckman: | I can't believe I'm actually meeting you guys. I don't know what to do. Somebody tell me what to do. |
| Ally: | Lucy, relax. I understand why you're a little nervous. I used to get that way before I performed. |
| Lucy Gluckman: | Thanks, Ally. You're like my hero. Please don't think I'm weird. |
| Austin: | No one thinks you're weird. Okay. She's a little weird. |
| Ally: | I liked her. |
| Jett: | Isn't she hilarious? That's our joke contestant. |
| Ally: | What do you mean, joke? |
| Jett: | Oh, we always have one contestant that has no shot of winning, but they make the audience laugh and laugh. |
| Ally: | That's terrible. |
| Austin: | Remember last year when the kid came and sang with his parrot, but the coaches picked the parrot instead of him? I mean, that's terrible. |
| Interior. America's Top Talent set. | |
| Jett: | Welcome to America's Top Talent. I'm Jett Deely. We're coming to you live from Miami for Austin Moon week. Let's go ahead and meet our guest coaches. First up, she says she's a rising music producer who will do anything to get to the top... Val Crawford. |
| Val: | He's right. I'm ruthless and I lack integrity. |
| Jett: | Next up, he's the editor of Miami Music Magazine. The caped critic himself... Jean Paul Paul-Jean. |
| Jean Paul-Paul Jean: | This is so bunny rabbit. I feel warm, fuzzy... And I want to jump for joy. |
| Jett: | And finally, we love their music. She writes, he rocks. Give it up for Ally Dawson and Austin Moon! |
| Austin: | Thanks, Jett. We're happy to be here. |
| Ally: | And thank you, America, for all of your support. You know, a lot of people don't realize the importance... |
| Jett: | Thank you, Ally Dawson. Oh, you got some pretty supportive fans in the audience. Look at that sign. |
| Dez: | This is it. We're gonna be on TV. |
| Jett: | Oh, but it's not as big as that sign for Jean Paul Paul-Jean. Get a camera on those fans. |
| Dez: | Of course their sign's bigger. His name's longer. |
| Trish: | I didn't put all this work into our sign not to get on TV. |
| Dez: | Uh, I did all the work. |
| Trish: | Right. So it's all your fault. |
| Jett: | Before we meet our contestants, let's welcome back the winners of last year's America's Top Talent... Chloe and Halle! Hey, girls. So, do you have any advice for this year's contestants? |
| Chloe: | To work hard. |
| Halle: | Follow your dreams. |
| Both: | And have a talented sister. |
| Unstoppable. | |
| Jett: | Give it up for Chloe and Halle. Now it's time to meet our contestants. Coaches, when you find a performer that you want to mentor, spin your chair in a circle. And remember, if you spin it, they are in it! |
| Austin: | We gotta make sure we pick a contestant who can win. |
| Ally: | Oh, we're gonna win because we're much better coaches than those fools. |
| Val: | You realize your mics are on? |
| Ally: | Sorry. You're awesome! |
| Agnes Roach: | ♪ Come on and give it everything you can ♪ ♪ Take a chance, make a stand ♪ ♪ And break... break down the walls. ♪ |
| Austin: | She's really good. We should pick her. Let's spin our chair. |
| Ally: | I don't know. |
| Val: | Too late. She's mine. |
| Clayton Vanderbilt: | ♪ You're legit, you're the boss ♪ ♪ Even when the mic is off ♪ ♪ Nobody rocks it, ro-rocks it... ♪ |
| Austin: | Okay this guy's a winner let's spin our chair. |
| Ally: | Hold on. |
| Jean Paul-Paul Jean: | I choose Clayton! He's so baby eagle. With my nurturing, one day he will spread his wings and soar! |
| Jett: | Now our next contestant, little Lucy Gluckman. Lucy Gluckman. |
| Lucy: | I was in the bathroom. Sorry. You didn't need to know that. Okay. I guess I'll sing now. ♪ I'm standing at a crossroads. ♪ ♪ Don't know where to go. ♪ ♪ Feeling so exposed...♪ |
| Austin: | Well, we know who's not getting picked. |
| Ally: | We choose Lucy! |
| Lucy: | Seriously? |
| Jett: | Seriously? |
| Dez and Trish: | Seriously? |
| Val and Jean Paul-Paul Jean: | Seriously? |
| Austin: | Seriously? |
| Exterior. Food court. | |
| Austin: | What are you guys doing? |
| Trish: | These big balloons are guaranteed to get us on TV. |
| Dez: | We're gonna write Austin & Ally rock on them. Huh. Oh, not again! I don't even know why we're doing this. Do we really want to be seen supporting that awkward weird girl? |
| Ally: | Hey. |
| Dez: | I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the other awkward weird girl. |
| Ally: | Double hey. |
| Austin: | He's right. We should have never picked Lucy. She's just there as a joke. |
| Ally: | Lucy is not a joke. She has a good voice and with our coaching, I think she can win. Austin, you saw the potential in me. And I see the potential in her. |
| Austin: | Okay, Ally. Maybe you're right. I mean, you turned out pretty great, and you were a real mess. |
| Ally: | Triple hey. Whatever. You're on board, and the Lucy train's leaving the station. Chugga chugga chugga chugga... whoo whoo! |
| Interior. America's Top Talent set. | |
| Jett: | Welcome back to America's Top Talent. Tonight we see our final performances and we pick our winner. But before we do that, let's see how our coaches got their contestants ready. |
| Val: | The most important part about a Coach-performer relationship is mutual respect. It's more of a partnership than a one-way street. |
| Agnes Roach: | Should I do some vocal warm-ups? |
| Val: | Do you not see me talking to this camera? Where was I? Oh yes, respect for the performer. |
| Jean Paul-Paul Jean: | Clayton, to win, you must make the camera love you. Watch. Hello, camera. I am Jean Paul Paul-Jean. You look beautiful. Did you get a haircut? Mmm. Are you busy this Friday night? |
| Ally: | We think Lucy's really talented. |
| Austin: | She just needs to be more sure of herself. |
| Lucy: | Oh, I'm very sure of myself. Aren't I? |
| Ally: | The first thing we worked on was her dancing. She really needed a pro to show her how to dance with some style. |
| Austin: | Which is why I stepped in as soon as possible. |
| Ally: | Then we worked on her volume. She's kind of shy. |
| Lucy: | ♪ It's like I'm balanced on the edge ♪ ♪ Looks like I'm hanging by a thread ♪ |
| Ally: | So we brought in some specialists to train her in the nicest way possible. |
| Lucy: | ♪ It's like I'm hanging... ♪ |
| Trish: | Come on, Lucy! Let's hear it. |
| Dez: | I can't hear you! What?! What?! |
| Trish: | Keep going! All the way. |
| Dez: | Louder. Project. |
| Trish: | Still can't hear you. |
| Lucy: | ♪ Don't look down. Down down... ♪ |
| Trish: | Come on, Lucy. |
| Ally: | We noticed she had some trouble looking up when she sings. |
| Austin: | We tried everything. |
| Ally: | Finally, I had no choice. |
| Lucy: | Ally put my head in a dog cone. |
| Ally: | Then we had a discussion about what song to sing. You're singing "Don't Look Down". End of discussion. |
| Lucy: | I just don't think it's right for me. I'd rather sing the song "Who I Am". |
| Ally: | "Don't Look Down" is the song I sang the first time I felt confident on stage. It worked for me, it'll work for you. |
| Austin: | Uh... don't you think we should let her sing what she's comfortable with? |
| Ally: | She doesn't know what she's comfortable with. I do. And I'm gonna do everything I can to make her comfortable with who she is. Now let's go change her entire look! I think Lucy's right where we want her to be. |
| Austin: | Yeah, she's gonna blow you guys away. That's what you wanted me to say, right? |
| Jett: | Good stuff. Now let's meet our contestants. |
| Dez: | Quick, hold up the balloon. |
| Jett: | Hey, would you look at those balloons? How clever, get some cameras on these fans. |
| Trish: | Oh, this is it. He's coming to us. How's my hair? |
| Jett: | Oh, there goes their balloon. And their chance to be on television. But hey, those Jean Paul fans have really outdone themselves. Now let's meet Jean Paul's protege. You knew him as Clayton Vanderbilt, but now you know him as... Clayton Vanderbilt Vanderbilt-Clayton. |
| Jean Paul-Paul Jean: | He is so African elephant. He's big, loud and he'll trample the competition. Oh, he also likes peanuts. |
| Jett: | Next, let's meet Val's contestant. You knew her as Agnes Roach, now you know her as Fiona Fox. |
| Val: | Lock up your chicken coop, because Fiona Fox is gonna bust in and eat you for lunch! |
| Jett: | Disturbing. Ah. And now our final contestant. You met her as little Lucy Gluckman, but now she's little Lucy G. Whoa! I was expecting Lucy Gluckman. Not a glamorous fashion model. So what do you think of the new you? |
| Lucy: | Well, I liked my old self, but Ally said I wasn't working. She said to be successful, I can't be myself. |
| Ally: | That's not what I was trying to teach her. |
| Jett: | Well, lesson learned. |
| Ally: | I can't believe Lucy thinks that. |
| Austin: | I can. You were kind of out of control coaching her. You made her wear a dog cone. |
| Ally: | I was just trying to help her. You saw her when she first came out here. She was the joke contestant. |
| Jett: | Oh! |
| Lucy: | You think I'm a joke? |
| Ally: | No, I... Lucy, wait! |
| Interior. Backstage of America's Top Talent set. | |
| Ally: | Lucy, I am so sorry. I don't think you're a joke. |
| Lucy: | Then why'd you say that? |
| Ally: | Because... The show only put you on so people could laugh at you. |
| Lucy: | Oh, like the funny guy with the parrot? Wait. Oh, man. I'm this year's funny parrot guy? |
| Ally: | You were supposed to be, but you're not. You're special and I have faith in you. |
| Lucy: | Then why did you change everything about me? |
| Ally: | Okay. Good point. Look... I wanted to give you confidence. But I realize now the way to do that wasn't to make you a new person. It was to make you believe in who you already are. |
| Lucy: | I do believe in myself. Wait, do I? |
| Ally: | Lucy, go out there, have fun, and sing whatever song you want to. Just... Remember to be yourself. No matter what, I'll be proud of you. |
| Austin: | Aw. You know your mic's still on. |
| Interior. America's Top Talent set. | |
| Jett: | And now, let's welcome back to the stage little Lucy G. |
| Lucy: | Correction. It's little Lucy Gluckman. |
| Ally: | Woo! |
| Lucy: | This song's called "Who I Am". |
| Jett: | Well, I'm not sure that you know who that is, but let's hear it anyway. |
| Who I Am. | |
| Jett: | Keep it going for little Lucy Gluckman. |
| Interior. America's Top Talent set. | |
| Jett: | Well, we've heard from all of our contestants. While we count up the votes, let's wrap up Austin Moon week with a performance... From the one, the only Austin Moon! |
| I Got That Rock And Roll. | |
| Interior. America's Top Talent set. | |
| Jett: | Okay. The votes are in. This... is... it. America's... Top Talent... is... |
| Trish: | Say it already! |
| Jett: | Little Lucy Gluckman! |
| Austin: | You did it, Ally. |
| Ally: | No. Lucy did it. |
| Val: | Mm-mm! Mm-mm! Mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. America, I demand a recount! |
| Jean Paul-Paul Jean: | Yeah. She is so Cheetah. There is no way she got all the votes. So she must be a Cheetah. |
| Ally: | Face it, guys. America got on board the Lucy train! |
| Lucy and Ally: | Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga. Woo-whoo! |
| Interior. America's Top Talent set. | |
| Jett: | Well, that wraps up Austin Moon week here in Miami. Let's say goodnight to our guest coaches, Austin, Ally, Val, and Jean Paul Paul-Jean. |
| Austin: | Hey. It's Trish and Dez. |
| Trish: | Our plan worked. We're on TV! |
| Dez: | This is so unicorn. Magical and unreal! |
| Ally: | What happened to Val and Jean Paul? |
| Interior. Backstage of America's Top Talent set. | |
| Val: | The kid on the phone said there was a baked potato bar back here. But I don't see one. |
| Jean Paul-Paul Jean: | Hmm. This is so mosquito. Annoying and it stings a little bit. |
| Val: | Mmm. |
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