That's great because the lyrics are for me....and I'm a girly!

"Deejays & Demos" is the ninth episode in Season 1 of Austin & Ally. It first aired on February 26, 2012 to 2.73 million viewers.[1]


Austin books his first radio interview and decides it's the perfect time to give Ally the credit she deserves. However, during the interview, Austin's plan backfires and the deejay invites both Austin and Ally to come back and perform live on the radio, so the gang decides to have Trish pose as Ally while Ally talks and sings through a microphone.


Main Cast

Guest Cast

Memorable Quotes

Trish: Guess who got a job at the Greeting Card Store? Here, give this to me.

Ally: Okay.
Trish: Congratulations on your new job. Aw, thanks. You shouldn't have.

Ally: It was nothing.
Austin: I thought you only listened to dorky books on tape.

Ally: What? All the cool kids listen to Miami Mack in the morning.
Austin: He's on in the afternoon.

Ally: Uh. Morning is what the cool kids call the afternoon.
Austin: Hey, that song sounded great. But the lyrics are a little girly.
Ally: Well that's great, because the lyrics are for me. And I'm a girly.
Austin: You're awesome.

Ally: Thanks, Austin.
Dez: Awww.
Austin: Dez, are you spying on us?
Dez: No I said 'awww' because I saw the cutest kid destroy the nicest violin down there. Awww.

Ally: What?
Austin: I think I know a way for people to finally hear how talented Ally is.

Dez: Awww.
Austin: I know. I'm a nice guy.

Dez: Oh no. I just never noticed this poster of the bunny and the puppy before.
Ally: What am I going to do, Trish? I always freak out when I have to perform.

Trish: What of I can get Miami Mack to let you wrestle the alligator?
Ally: How does that help?

Trish: It doesn't. But I really want to see someone wrestle an alligator.
Austin: That was my partner, Ally Dawson. The most talented singer songwriter I know.

Miami Mack: Well I'd really like to give her some props.
Austin: Great idea.
Miami Mack: Live and in person.

Austin: Bad idea.
Trish: What's the worse that could happen?

Ally: I could have a meltdown and totally embarrass myself.
Trish: Well, I said worse thing. You could throw up in the DJ. You could ruin your career. You could ruin Austin's career. You could sprain your ankle running off stage-

Ally: Thanks, Trish. I feel much better.
Austin: Why would I do that?

Ally: I'm not accusing you of doing that.
Austin: Okay, I did it.
Ally: What?
Austin: Um, Trish, help me out.

Trish: What? You think they make an I'm sorry for playing your song on the radio, I didn't know it would backfire card? Actually, they do.
Austin: A man with incredible powers. The Amazing Dezmo.

Dez: It is I, Dezmo. Master of Mystery.

Trish: I solved the mystery. It's a dork in a stupid hat.
Ally: Wow. You're really good with electronics.

Dez: What can I say. It's in my genes.
Ally: Oh. So your parents are good with electronics too?
Dez: What? Oh no. I keep this instruction manual in my jeans .
Ally: You're not wearing jeans.

Dez: Oh right, cause you're the jeans expert
Miami Mack: How long have you been writing music?

Ally: Ever since I was in kindergarten. You know, I always had a love for music. I really don't think there's a better way to experss what you're feeling when you look inside your heart and -
Trish: Since kindergarten. Next question.
Miami Mack: Wow Ally's a girl who gets straight to the point.

Trish: I wish.
Miami Mack: When did you start playing music?

Trish: When Ally was four. No four was when Ally started taking ballet. She started playing music when she was five.
Miami Mack: Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?

Austin: Ally always does that. It annoys Austin. Ally should think more before Ally answers.
Ally: You've been jumping around like a crazy man, screaming about a mouse in your pants.
Dez: You're nuts. I stopped keeping rodents in my pants years ago.
Austin: Listen, it doesn't matter if the world doesn't know how talented you are. I always will.

Ally: Thanks, Austin.
Dez: Awww.
Ally: I know. He's a nice guy.

Dez: What? No, I was just checking my tonsils.
Trish: I hate to come off like a mean old jerk, but it's been three days since you came to work. I hope this is news that you desired. Because I'm happy to say you're so fired.

Ally: That is so specific. How many of these cards can they possibly sell?

Trish: Actually, this is the fifth one someones given me.

Songs Featured


  • This is the first time Austin gets a gig booked without Trish doing it.
  • Raini Rodriguez tweeted that the episode was their 11th episode (catalog #111) and taped on November (the 11th month) 11, 2011.
  • Trish was hired and fired from her job at Pick a Card.
  • This episode refers to Ally singing a demo, a small song, and the deejay malfunctioning and breaking.
  • Austin knows more about Ally than Trish, who was her best friend since kindergarten.
  • Some of the "worst case" scenarios Trish listed already happened or were attempted. Although not shown, Ally threw up on Helen during Rockers & Writers, and Tilly Thompson threatened to ruin Ally and Austin's career.


  • Austin said that no one knows Ally, but he introduced her as his songwriter on The Helen Show, plus some people might have remembered her from her freak-out video posted on MyTewb in the episode of Rockers & Writers. And in Crybabies & Cologne she said people couldn't stop talking about her for a year and by this time it hadn't been a year.
  • The firing card that Trish received was actually a birthday card.


To view the Deejays & Demos transcript, click here.


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Austin & Ally Episodes