| Club Owners & Quinceañeras | |
|---|---|
| Interior. Sonic Boom | |
| Austin: | Okay, off the baby grand, into the tuba. (bounces ball off the piano and shoots into the tuba successfully and he and Dez high-five) |
| Dez: | Yes! |
| Austin: | Woo! |
| Ally: | I'll be taking this. (grabs the basketball from the tuba) |
| Dez: | What, there's no playing ball in the store? |
| Austin: | We'll stop playing now. We know all about your no-fun rules. |
| Ally: | (in a high pitched voice) What? Ha-ha, I can have fun. I took the ball because, uh, I want to play. (bounces the ball) Grab your book bags, you're about to get schooled. (shoots the ball and accidentally knocks a rack of tambourines over) Yeah, no playing ball in the store. |
| Trish: | (comes in wearing a puffy blue dress) Guess who's having a quinceañera? |
| Dez: | Ooh, I'll take one! Do you have any chicken quinceañeras? I'm trying to cut back on red meat. |
| Trish: | You're thinking of a quesadilla. |
| Dez: | No, a quesadilla is a traditional Latin American party celebrating a girl's fifteenth birthday. |
| Trish: | That's a quinceañera. And stop trying to learn other languages, you can barely speak English. (Dez looks offended) |
| Ally: | Trish, I thought you didn't want to make a big deal for your fifteenth birthday. |
| Trish: | But my mom's making me because it's a family tradition. I even have to wear this dress she wore to her quinceañera. (starts dusting off the dress and Austin, Ally, and Dez cough from it) |
| Dez: | Hey, there's nothing wrong with hand-me-downs. This underwear's been in my family for six generations. |
| Ally: | Ew. |
| Trish: | I'm so not looking forward to this party. My mom wants to give a speech, my brother wants to do his magic act, and my cousin, Deb, is only coming to show off her new boyfriend, the big club owner. |
| Austin: | Whoa, whoa, say that again! |
| Trish: | I'm so not looking forward to this party. My mom wants to- |
| Austin: | No, the part about the club owner. |
| Trish: | Oh, Emilio? Well, I don't know, I haven't met him yet. But apparently he owns like five of the biggest clubs in the country. |
| Austin: | This can be huge for us! |
| Trish: | What do you mean? |
| Austin: | If Emilio sees me perform at your party, he'll want to book me in all his clubs! |
| Ally: | This could be your first national tour! |
| Dez: | Oh, I hope we get to play in Miami. |
| Ally: | We live in Miami. |
| Dez: | I know. But I love it here. |
| Trish: | Listen to you guys, you're just like everyone else. You want me to have a quinceañera just so you can have something out of it. How selfish is that. |
| Austin: | You realize you'll get a boatload of presents, right? |
| Trish: | Guess who's ready to party! (dances) |
| Theme Song | |
| Interior. Practice Room | |
| Dez: | Trish, this party is about your entrance into adulthood. So, you should make a grand entrance to your party. I've got some ideas. (turns on a screen connected to a tablet that first shows a picture of Trish on a motorcycle) Here's you entering on a motorcycle. (picture of Trish on a jet ski pops up) Here's you entering on a jet ski. (picture of Trish on an elephant pops up) Here's you entering on an elephant. |
| Trish: | I'm not riding a stupid elephant. |
| Dez: | Okay, what about a smart elephant? (glasses, a graduation cap, and diploma show up on the elephant) |
| Trish: | Dez, you're wasting my time. |
| Dez: | Alright, here's a much simpler idea. Just swing in over the crowd on a jungle vine like an ape man. (pounds his chest and imitates Tarzan) |
| Trish: | Yeah, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard. |
| Dez: | (sees Austin come in)' Oh, Austin, when you sing at Trish's party, do want to swing in on a jungle vine like an ape man? |
| Austin: | That's the best idea I've ever heard! (pounds his chest and imitates Tarzan) |
| Trish: | Go back to my job or hang out with you two apes? Back to changing diapers at the daycare it is. (walks away) |
| Interior. Mall of Miami | |
| Ally and Trish are at the mall's food court and in both of Trish's hands are little buckets filled with pink envelopes. | |
| Trish: | Okay, you pass out the invites on that side of the mall, and I'll get this side. |
| Ally: | (takes out an envelope) You're inviting "Girl from Jewelry Store"? You don't even know her name. |
| Trish: | I know that a pair of diamond earrings will make a great quinceañera present. |
| Ally: | Trish, that's terrible. |
| Trish: | Hey, I need something at this party to look forward to. Since apparently it's for everyone else, but me. My annoying brother still wants me to let him do his magic act. |
| JJ: | Did somebody say magic? (flicks cards) |
| Trish: | JJ! |
| JJ: | So, Trish, have you thought about letting me perform at your birthday? |
| Trish: | You can't even do a simple trick! |
| JJ: | Oh, yeah? (takes off backpack and pulls out milk and takes off his hat; JJ pours milk into his hat) With a little abracadabra, voila! (puts on his hat and milk leaks out of it) |
| Trish: | (laughs) I like that trick! Do it again. (JJ walks away) |
| Ally: | Hey, there's Dallas - the cute boy from the cell phone accessory cart. Act normal. (attempts to "act normal" by posing as Dallas approaches) Hey, Dallas. (chuckles) Catch the game last night? (glances a knowing look at Trish) |
| Dallas: | What game? |
| Ally: | Uh... (laughs awkwardly) You are too funny! (chuckles) |
| Trish: | Okay, hey, Dallas, I'm having a party. Black tie optional, gifts mandatory. (gives him an invite) |
| Dallas: | Cool, can't wait. (walks away) |
| Ally: | I can't believe you did that. Do you really need cell phone accessories that badly? |
| Trish: | No, I invited him because you have a crush on him! But if he doesn't bring me a sparkly cell phone case, he's not getting dinner. |
| Ally: | But he can't come to your party. I get so nervous around him I can barely talk. |
| Trish: | You don't have to talk, just dance with him! They'll play a slow song, you'll touch hands, stare into each other's eyes, and boom! Instant boyfriend. At least, that's how it happens on that reality show: Boom! Instant Boyfriend. |
| Ally: | You know I can't dance, Trish. I'll have better luck talking to him. |
| Dallas: | Sorry, I left my drink on your table. (reaches for a cup on the table) |
| Ally: | Or maybe, you left our table under your drink. (laughs awkwardly and Dallas smiles as he walks away) I gotta learn how to dance. |
| Interior. Sonic Boom | |
| Austin is up in the practice room and stands up when Ally comes in. | |
| Austin: | Hey, Ally. Check these moves out. I need an awesome performance at Trish's party if I'm going to score that national tour. (turns on music and dances to it) Wassup? |
| Ally: | (claps) Ugh, wow, I wish I could dance like that. Trish thinks I could win Dallas over by dancing with him at her party. But I've only got one good move. (dances by flailing her arms out and down and moving her feet) |
| Austin: | That's your good move? |
| Ally: | I must be the worst dancer in the history of dancing. (sits on the piano bench) |
| Austin: | Aww, that's not true. Dancing's been around forever. There must be someone worse. |
| Ally: | Gee. Thanks. |
| Austin: | Look, don't worry about dancing with Dallas. Slow dancing is easy. Just follow the guy's lead. |
| Ally: | Do you think you could show me? |
| Austin: | Sure. |
| As Ally stands up, Austin turns on slow music and they get into a classic simple slow dance position, with Austin's left hand and Ally's right hand held together, Austin's right hand around Ally, and Ally's left hand on Austin's shoulder. | |
| Austin: | 'Kay, ready? (adjusts where his and Ally's hand go) Right about there. |
| Ally: | (she and Austin step to the left but stop) Sorry, I just stepped on your foot. |
| Austin: | Actually, that was your foot. Just follow me, you can do this. (starts dancing with Ally around the practice room) |
| Ally: | Hey, I'm getting the hang of this. |
| Austin: | Now I'm gonna spin you. |
| Austin spins Ally despite her protests, and it is successful, until Ally accidentally spins back and with her foot, knocks a stereo speaker onto Austin's foot, causing him to fall. | |
| Ally: | Ugh, this is hopeless. There's no way I'm dancing at the party tomorrow. |
| Austin: | (attempts to get up, but fails and holds onto his ankle) Ow. Yeah, and neither am I. |
| Interior. Sonic Boom | |
| Austin is sitting in Sonic Boom with his ankle propped onto another seat. Dez comes in with a pack of ice. | |
| Dez: | Don't worry, Austin, Doctor Dez is here. Rule number one for a sprain: you've got to put ice on it. (drops ice bag onto Austin's ankle) |
| Austin: | Ow! |
| Dez: | Okay, that doesn't seem to be working. (Austin takes the ice pack off of his ankle) Uh, let's try- (takes out needle) -acupuncture! |
| Austin: | You know what, I'm good. (gets up) Man, this stinks. How am I supposed to perform at Trish's party if I can't even stand up? That Emilio guy is never gonna book me in his clubs. |
| Dez: | I got it. You already have the jungle vine for your entrance, why don't you do the entire show flying above the crowd? |
| Austin: | The jungle vine thing is cool. |
| Ally: | (comes running in) Austin, I am so sorry. Nobody feels worse about this than I do. Well, you probably do because you have a sprained ankle, but I'm a close second. |
| Austin: | It's okay, Ally. Dez came up with a way for me to still give a cool performance. |
| Ally: | At least the party won't be ruined for both of us. |
| Austin: | You're still gonna dance with Dallas. I'll coach you. Dez, you be Dallas. Ally, you be Ally. |
| Dez: | Aww, I want to be Ally. |
| Austin: | Dez, we talked about this. |
| Dez: | Fine, I'll be Dallas. (walks over to Ally) Hey, Ally. You always stare at me and say weird things. Want to dance? (flips hair) |
| Ally: | Not quite how I imagined the moment, but okay. (Ally and Dez get into the slow dancing position) |
| Austin: | Okay, just follow Dez's lead. A simple one-two, one-two. (Dez and Ally dance fast) You're going too fast. It's a slow dance. (Dez and Ally dance very slow) Okay, let's call it a medium dance. (Dez and Ally dance at right about the perfect pace) There you go, Ally, you're doing it! You're gonna be great at this party. Now, let's try a spin! |
| Dez: | Oh, I love this part. (ends up spinning himself out of the store) |
| Interior. Hotel | |
| Austin and Ally walk into a room decorated in pink. Austin is on crutches and Ally carries a wrapped present in her hand. | |
| Ally: | Wow, Trish's mom really went all out. |
| Austin: | I felt so bad, I forgot to bring her a present. |
| Ally: | I don't think she'll notice. (points to a table stacked with presents) Do you see Dallas? I can't wait to dance with him. |
| Austin: | Wonder if Emilio is here yet. I can't wait to show him my performance. |
| Dez: | (comes in dressed in a yellow puffy suit) ¿Qué, pasó, amigos? |
| Austin: | Why are you wearing that poofy suit? |
| Dez: | You saw Trish's dress. Thought everyone has to wear poofy stuff. |
| Ally: | Ooh, Trish is about to make her big entrance. |
| Mrs. De la Rosa: | We want to thank all our family and friends for coming to Trish's quinceañera. Now, introducing the birthday girl - Patricia Maria De la Rosa! (everyone applauds) |
| Dez: | Who? I thought we were here for Trish. |
| Ally: | I can't wait to see Trish's new dress. She didn't want to wear her mom's because it wasn't her style. (Trish comes out in a pink and zebra print dress) That's much more Trish. |
| Austin: | She looks great. |
| Dez: | Yeah, zebra is definitely her color. |
| Mrs. De la Rosa: | We're so proud of Trish; she's such a hard worker. I remember when she got her first job at the bookstore, and then the next day she got a job at the bakery. And an hour later, she quit and got a job at the pet shop. And then she- |
| Trish: | (takes the microphone) Okay, Mom. Let's get to the gifts. |
| Mrs. De la Rosa: | Honey, it's not about the presents. Tonight is a magical night. |
| JJ: | Did somebody say magic? (flicks cards) |
| Mrs. De la Rosa: | It's time for the traditional first dance. Please join Trish and her father on the dance floor. |
| Austin: | (he and Ally see Dallas) Now's your chance to dance with Dallas. |
| Ally: | I'm nervous. |
| Austin: | Don't be. You were great dancing yesterday with Dez. Just pretend Dallas is Dez. |
| Ally: | All right, it's just a slow dance. |
| Austin: | Quit stalling. |
| Ally: | Stalling? I am not stalling. Stalling - that's a funny word. Bet you can say it ten times fast. Stalling, stalling, stalling, stalling, stalling, stalling- |
| Austin: | Ally! |
| Ally: | Okay, I'll ask him. But, this song is almost over. I'll just have to wait until they play another slow song. |
| A significant amount of time passes and Austin, Ally, and Dez are sitting at their table while other people are on the dance floor. | |
| Ally: | I can't believe they haven't played another slow song. It's been two hours, the party's almost over. |
| Austin: | I can't believe Emilio hasn't shown up yet. |
| Dez: | I can't believe how many shrimp I can fit in my poofy pants. (drops shrimp in pants) |
| Trish: | (goes up to Austin) Austin, Emilio's going to be here in fifteen minutes. You'll only have enough time to play one song because we lose the space at ten o'clock. |
| Dez: | I'll get the jungle vine ready. (takes shrimp before he goes) |
| Austin: | (hears slow music) They're finally playing a slow song! Now's your chance to dance with Dallas! |
| Ally: | I'm going. But I don't want you guys watching. I'm already nervous enough. |
| Trish: | Okay, we won't watch. (Trish and Austin turn the opposite way, but quickly turn back around as soon as Ally turns her back) |
| Ally: | Uh, hey, Dallas. |
| Dallas: | Hi, Ally. |
| Ally: | Fun party, huh? Listen to this music, it really puts me in a dancing mood. (dances awkwardly) Would you look at that? Didn't even realize I was dancing. Huh, weird, right? Just me, dancing. All by myself. (stops dancing) Okay, this is ridiculous. Uh, do you want to dance with me? |
| Dallas: | No thanks. |
| Ally: | Oh, phew! I don't know why I was so nervous, I feel so much- Wait, did you just say no... |
| Dallas: | Yeah, sorry. (walks away) |
| Trish: | (Trish and Austin go up to Ally) Ally, I'm so sorry. |
| Ally: | It's okay. This night isn't about me. Austin's going to have a great performance, and Trish, you have a huge cake and a table full of presents. Everything's fine. |
| Dez: | Look out! (comes in swinging on the jungle vine and knocks over the deejay equipment and the table of presents) |
| Ally: | See, everything's fine! (runs away) |
| After Ally runs off, Trish and Austin check up on Dez who is lying among the presents on the ground. One present is on his head. | |
| Austin: | Dez, are you okay? |
| Dez: | Yeah, I'm fine. I was testing out the jungle vine and it accidentally untied. |
| Trish: | This is terrible! You destroyed my presents, you broke the deejay's turntable, and people are starting to leave! By the time Emilio gets here, everyone's going to be gone. |
| Austin: | I don't want him to see me perform without an audience! Get them to stick around for ten more minutes while I go talk to Ally. |
| Trish: | How am I going to get everyone to stay? I'm not a magician. |
| JJ: | Did somebody say magician? (flicks cards) |
| Trish: | Fine, you can do your magic. But no card tricks. |
| Up on stage, Trish is in a box that only shows her head and feet. JJ is holding a magic wand, about to perform his act. | |
| JJ: | And now I will cut my sister in half! |
| Trish: | Do a card trick, do a card trick! |
| JJ: | Now, with a little abracadabra, (starts to slide the saw through the box) And a little more abracadabra, (pushes the saw in further and pushes apart the two boxes successfully) Voila! (everyone applauds) |
| Trish: | Bravo, now put me back together. |
| JJ: | Um, about that. |
| Cut to where Austin is on the phone and Dez is sitting at the table. | |
| Austin: | Ally, where are you? I've been looking all over. (pause) Under where? (chuckles) I just said underwear. |
| Ally: | (peaks from under a table) I'm under here. |
| Austin: | Oh. (hangs up and goes under the table) Why are you hiding? |
| Ally: | I'm so embarrassed. I can't show my face in front of Dallas. |
| Austin: | Forget about him. He's not that great. |
| Ally: | You're right, I can't even remember why I like him. Just because he has dark hair, and kind eyes, and a great smile... Okay, I remember exactly why I like him. |
| Austin: | That guy doesn't know what he's missing. You're awesome. |
| Dez: | (goes under the table as well) Hey, guys. Austin, Emilio finally got here. You've got to sing your song now. |
| Austin: | Hang on, I'm talking to Ally. |
| Dez: | There's no time, they're already starting to clean this place up. (table above them is lifted and carried away) |
| Austin: | You gonna be okay? |
| Ally: | Yeah. Go kick some butt and get yourself booked in those clubs. |
| Cut back to JJ still trying to put Trish back together. | |
| JJ: | Making someone disappear, turning someone into a chicken... Nothing on putting someone back together. |
| Austin: | (goes up on stage) JJ, show's over. I've got to perform. |
| Trish: | He has to put me back together. |
| Austin: | There's no time. |
| Trish: | W-what about my legs?! (is pushed away by Dez) |
| Dez: | That's Emilio in the green tie. |
| Austin: | (is given a stool to sit on) Thanks. (adjusts microphone) Hey, everybody, I'm Austin Moon. (people applaud) Thanks for staying, especially Emilio, the club owner. I'm gonna sing a song for you. (music to A Billion Hits starts playing, but then sees Ally in the crowd) You know what, stop. (music stops and he stands up) I really wanted to sing to you guys, but there's only time for one song. And I'd rather spend that time dancing with one of my best friends. |
| Dez: | (goes up to the stage) Man, that's so sweet. |
| Austin: | Not you, Ally. (leaves the stage) |
| Ally: | Austin, what are you doing? You're missing your chance with Emilio. |
| Austin: | Hey, it's more important that the coolest girl here finally gets her dance. Hit it! |
| Slow music starts to play and Austin and Ally dance to it. | |
| Ally: | Thanks, Austin, this is so sweet. |
| Austin: | 'Kay, ready, time for the dip. (spins Ally around) Don't worry, you can trust me. |
| Mrs. De la Rosa: | (comes in and blows an air horn, causing Austin to drop Ally) Party's over! |
| Austin: | Sorry. (helps Ally up) You can trust me when someone doesn't blast an air horn in my ear. |
| Cut to where people are now leaving and Trish and Dez are near the exit. | |
| Trish: | Thanks for coming. There better be gift receipts in those boxes. (looks up) Deb, Emilio, you made it. |
| Emilio: | So sorry, Trish. There was a problem at one of my clubs. Some guy got mad at the thirteenth hole and drove a golf cart into the lake. |
| Trish: | Whoa, cool, you have golf carts and lakes at your night clubs? |
| Emilio: | Night clubs? I own country clubs. |
| Trish: | Oh... |
| Austin: | (Austin and Ally go up to Trish, Emilio, and Deb) Excuse me, sir, I'm Austin Moon. I'm sorry I didn't get to perform for you tonight, but I was really hoping to play at one of your clubs. |
| Emilio: | Sure, son. How's six a.m. tomorrow? |
| Austin: | I usually don't play that early, but okay. |
| Trish: | Austin, he owns country clubs, not night clubs. |
| Austin and Ally: | Oh... |
| Austin: | Yeah, I don't play golf or get up at six a.m. But thanks for the invite. |
| Emilio: | No problem. (walks away) |
| Ally: | Sorry this night didn't work out, Austin. |
| Austin: | I still had fun. Got to hang out with my friends, eat some shrimp from Dez's pants, and I learned a little español. |
| Trish: | Hola, still in here. |
| Austin: | We got a figure out a way to put you back together, Trish. |
| Dez: | Whoa, not so fast. I got to say, I like hanging out with this half of Trish much better. (beckons to the half with Trish's feet) |
| Trish: | Hilarious. (kicks Dez) |
| Ally is talking to one of the waiters when Dallas approaches her. | |
| Dallas: | Hey, Ally? |
| Ally: | Oh, hey. |
| Dallas: | You're a really great dancer, I could have never pulled that off. That's why I said no to you. I mean, I wanted to dance with you, I just didn't know how. |
| Ally: | Wait a minute, you can't dance? That is amazing! |
| Dallas: | It is? |
| Ally: | Yeah, I can't dance either, look! (does bad dance move where she flails her arms in the air) |
| Dallas: | Wow, that is pretty bad. But not worse than this. (shakes his body) |
| Ally: | Haha, okay. (the two do bad dance moves together) Yeah, or what about... (continues to dance) |
| Pan to Austin, Trish, and Dez sitting or standing around. | |
| Austin: | Tonight was a bust. Looks like I'm not going on a national tour anytime soon. |
| Trish: | Yeah, and all I have are broken presents. |
| Dez: | (picks up a present) They're not all broken. (accidentally drops it and it makes a shattering sound) Yeah, they're all broken. |
| Austin: | (looks at Ally and Dallas) Well, tonight wasn't a total bust. At least Ally came out a winner. (notices how bad they are at dancing) On second thought, maybe there are no winners. |
| End credits show, End of Episode | |
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