The Food Songs

"The Food Songs" are parodies of songs that have Ally Dawson wrote. Austin Moon sang these during his job at the Melody Diner in Diners & Daters. It is unknown if Ally wrote those parodies herself.

Chocolate Milkshake (parody of Double Take)
I'm gonna Make, make, make, Youre Chocolate Milkshake!

Bam! Whoo!

A Side of Fries (parody of A Billion Hits)
Yeah! Cuz I know you want ketchup, It's my favorite condiment, A side of fries is what you'll get!

Not a Foot Long (parody of Not a Love Song)
We ran out of big hot dogs, So I got you just a small one, It's Not a Foot Long, No,it's Not a Foot Long!

Get You the Cole Slaw (parody of Can't Do It Without You)
There's no way l can Get You the Cole Slaw, Get You the Cole Slaw, No substitutions, Here's your o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-onion rings, I-I-I-I-I-I'll be right back with drinks I talked to my boss, She said you can have Cole Slaw, You can have Cole Slaw, Here is your Cole Slaw!

Bam! Whoo!

Trivia

 * These songs only appeared in the episode, Diners & Daters.
 * It is unknown if Ally wrote these songs, because Austin said he can't write songs in Rockers & Writers.