Talk:Auslly/@comment-5918301-20130419014905

Me: Grr, I can't open this apple juice! (pulls throbbing hand away)

Older Sister: Here, let me. (tries) Urgh! This is too much! Mom, can you open this?

Mom: Sure. (tries) Gosh, this thing is strong!

(uncle walks in)

Mom: Hey, can you open this?

Uncle: Sure. (takes top off like it's nothing)

Mom: ...

Sister: ...

Me: ... We loosened it up for you.