Talk:Deejays & Demos/@comment-228338-20130909233543

Did anybody catch that traffic report lipsynched by Trish

"A huge pile up on I-95 has caused two lanes to close. Expect slow traffic all the way from North Miami to Key Biscayne. Also Exit 3D through 70 are closed temporarily, until the Department of Fowl Collection can safely return all 493 chickens..."

In reality, there's no Exit 3D on I-95, but there is an Exit 3A and 3B in Miami. The Exit 70 she was talking about was all the way up in West Palm Beach. That's a 67-mile long closure!