User blog comment:Auslly~Bobbie~Music/Talk Like Crazy!/@comment-24146210-20140910185732

At lunch.

Friend: "Rydel's middle name is Mary. If she marries Ellington, her name will be Rydel Mary Ratliff! It's a sign!!!!!"

Me: "I KNOW RIGHT!? It's like a huge sign that's in your face like you're about to bump into it."

Friend: "And by sign I mean Ellington's face."

Me: "Ooh. I wouldn't mind bumping into Ell's face"

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On the bus.

Friend: "All girls want a bay window. It's crazy!"

Me: "Here's what they need to do: Get da Bae, put him in the window. Instant Bae window."

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2 CONVERSATIONS I HAD WITH 2 DIFFERENT FRIENDS I HAD TODAY XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD