Board Thread:Get Social/@comment-4146635-20130904024650/@comment-5572168-20130927232901

Don't you hate it when you try to annoy this EVIL SUPERVILLAN-Er, Arch-enemy, bye mocking them and you end up getting annoyed instead?

Don't you hate it when you're working really hard on this painting, then you sit it in a patio chair to dry. Then suddenly, you get a reminder on your phone that you best friend is coming over, so you clean up everything and change out of your loungewear, into your nice, fancy, hostess clothes and forget to move that great painting. Then, when your guest arrives, shes wearing PJ's and you're thinking Seriously? because that nice lawyer-like suit is cutting off the blood flow to your brain. Then you stupidly say "Let's go out to the patio for some coffee! Want a machiatto?" so after you get your drinks, you decide to park your lawyerly, dressy butt EXACTLY where the most delicate taps of paint were made. yet, you don't notice because your having WAY too much fun with your friend. So after you get up to put the cups in the sink, you're friend shouts out "YOU HAVE PAINT ON YOUR BUTT!" and you drop the coffee cups and run over to your seat. You're picture is dry. And that beautiful Rosebud looks like a Rosebutt.

Don't you hate it when you scratch your cheek and your brother yells out " IS PICKING HER NOSE!"