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Things you don't want to hear during Surgery= <;">  Not Spelling Wrong= Over 2 Million People can't read this. Can you? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Calling Me...=   Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL, Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE, Calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, Calling me GUILTY won't make you INNOCENT, Calling me BORING won't make you FUN, Calling me SHY won't make you OUTGOING, Calling me a LIAR won't make you HONEST, Calling me FAT won't make you THIN Calling me a LOSER won't make you a WINNER, Calling me a NERD won't make you POPULAR, Calling me a COWARD won't make you BRAVE, Calling me a SLAVE won't make you a MASTER, Calling me a FAILURE won't make you SUCCESSFUL, Calling me USELESS won't make you PERFECT. So why even bother? Every insult you make is only hurting YOU Friends & Best Friends= FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Will knock at the front door and wait for you to answer <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Will enter through your bedroom window <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you'' <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him <font color=#F9526B>FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall <font color=#00BFFF> BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" <font color=#F9526B>''FRIENDS: Fade <font color=#00BFFF>BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
 * 1) OOPS!W&w_dez_blinking.jpg
 * 2) Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
 * 3) if this is his spleen, then what's that?
 * 4) come back here with that, bad dog!
 * 5) Uh Oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
 * 6) wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
 * 7) What edition is your manual?
 * 8) Steril, schmerial.
 * 9) The floors clean,right?
 * 10) Nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
 * 11) Let's hurry this up, I don't want to miss Baywatch.
 * 12) FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!

What a boyfriend SHOULD do= <font color="#ff4e50"> You own a garden.
 * 1) When she walks away from you mad, follow her
 * 2) When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
 * 3) When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
 * 4) When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
 * 5) When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
 * 6) When she ignores you, give her your attention

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

ARES= You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t let anyone boss you around. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. ATHENA= You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. APOLLO= You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. HUNTER OF ARTEMIS= You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

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Who are you? Part 3=