User blog:Mrs.NiallHoran13/Quotes- From Me and My Friends c:

So, I made a blog post about quotes from me and my friends a while back. Here's the updated one + The old ones + Some new friends

Quotes from Me :P
"Since the Universe is 4.5 Billion years old how many wrinkles does it have?"
 * "BEHOLD! The worlds first Water tasting orange juice!"
 * Yo I'm the VP nominee Yo budgets I b cutting! I've got the eyes and body so you know I gonna be sturtin!
 * MITT ROMNEY STYLE!
 * "Why does Everyone judge by looks! I mean seriously!"
 * "Hey Cato!"
 * "I have a gmail account, but I still use Yahoo! As my search engine... PROBLEM?!!"
 * "TWENTY FOUR!"

Quotes from my BFF Kenlee

 * "Squeeze the lemons!"
 * " I can't believe you dragged me into- Woah! that dudes cute!"
 * "YOU KILLED NUGGET! *Fake cries*"
 * "You democrats paid Everyone in America to vote Trashboma." me: Don't steal my "Trashney" Thing. Mine makes sense!
 * "IM A PEGASUS!"
 * You like JOSH?!?!
 * " EWWWWWWWW you!"
 * "your a crazy dork."

Quotes from the dude named Riley I was telling you about

 * "Bubba want Ice Cream!!!!"
 * "I have a girlfriend *Points to gum on the sidewalk* That's her!"
 * " *Eats Grasshopper leg* Mmmmmmm
 * "I used to like Tennis...."

Quotes from Justice ( another dude I know)

 * " I GOT THE MOOOOOOOOVES LIKE JAGGAR!
 * I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT!
 * "I eat steaks for snacks."

Quotes from ANOTHER dude I know named Kip

 * I'M CARMEL CORN!
 * Hi zombie let's be friends
 * Silly girl!
 * Work it girl work it!

Quotes From My Friend Lane

 * "TWENTY FOUR!"
 * "Yeah. I like food. Deal with it."
 * "I.... Like............... Bacon. And cake."
 * * "You are a......... Dork."

Justice and Me

 * Kenzie:( Some chick I know.) "What does that necklace say? Does it say Marley?" Justice: No, it says pickle jar. Me: It says Unicorn.
 * Justice: Trashboma! Me: Don't steal my "Trash" thing! I told Kenlee that!
 * Me: *Doing a coutie catcher* Pick a number! Him: 100,000,000. Me: Pick a smaller number!
 * "EHH .... LADY! OP OP OP OPA GANGNAM STYLE! On a suna EY!" Me: YOH can sing it and I can't?!? I am not talented then.
 * Me: Hey Justice: HEY GIRLFRIEND! Me: What? Justice: Did you hear the new Taylor swift song? me: your not a girl. justice: I know.

Kenlee and Justice (And me in some quotes...)

 * Justice: I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake! Kenlee: Pitch Perfect? Justice: I love that movie! Me: I've never seen it! (I have seen it now, this quote is from a few weeks ago.) *Thinking* What da Fudge?!
 * Justice: So. Kenlee likes me? Me: Yes. Kenlee:No I don't like you. Your an idiot. Yet your adorable.so therefore, I like you and hate you. Me: *facepalm* Why?