Rockers & Writers/Transcript

ROCKERS & WRITERS

Act I; Scene I 

(Interior: Sonic Boom) TRISH (Entering) Hey Ally! Guess who got a job at Cupcake City?!

ALLY

Thanks Trish, but there's no eating in the store... But I do like cupcakes, gimme that!

TRISH

Yeah, they give us all the rejects, that one I dropped on the floor! (TRISH leaves to take call)

ALLY

Uhhh! (throws cupcake out) Well that's what I get for breaking the rules. Hey, do you want to go to the movies Sunday?

OLD LADY

(In TRISH's spot) Oh, I'd love to go to the movies!



ALLY

Oh..um, great, because you're exactly the person I was asking.



OLD LADY

It's a date!



ALLY

Can't wait, lady.. I never met! (Turns around to see TRISH) Yeah, oh, where did you go?!



TRISH

I was on the phone. That was work. Apparently, "being there" is part of the job! (Walks out) Gotta go. (LESTER enters the store) Hey Mr. Dawson! (Exits)



LESTER

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">(Entering) Guess who found 37 more cents!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">Dad, stop taking money out of the mall fountain. Those are people's wishes!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">LESTER

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">Well my wish came true. I have 37 more cents!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">Oh, and speaking of wishes, Dad, is there any way I can put a piano upstairs in my practice room? The one I'm using is older than the lady I'm dating Sunday. (LESTER looks confused at ALLY) Long story.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">LESTER

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">Honey, I know you love music, but the odds of making it in the music biz are like a bazillion to one. Come here.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">ALLY & LESTER

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">(Do handshake) Boom! (LESTER exits, ALLY goes and reads at the counter)

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">(AUSTIN and DEZ enter from back of store) And action! (AUSTIN starts playing drums with corn dogs)

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">(ALLY stops reading and walks over) (ALLY whistles) Did you not see the 'Please do not play the drums' sign?

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">It's OK, I'm an awesome drummer! (AUSTIN holds up a corn dog in each hand and continues to play drums)

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">(Stops AUSTIN) Okay, what you just said has nothing to do with what I just said, are those corn dogs?

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">Mmhm... (AUSTIN bites a corn dog and moans)

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">Ew, uh, do you know how dirty these drums are, and how unhealthy corn dogs are, and there's no food allowed in here!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">DEZ

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">I'll handle this Austin. Ma'am! We are making a music video, I am the director, although I prefer the term, filmmaker. (DEZ flips his phone in the air, and drops it) And cut!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal"> We're gonna need a lot of instruments! I can play anything, piano, drums, guitar, harp! I can even play a trumpet, through another trumpet! (AUSTIN plays trumpet through another trumpet) (Everyone in store claps for him)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Okay, okay, well I can play a harmonica, through a sousaphone. (DEZ puts a harmonica in the sousaphone, blows into sousaphone. Harmonica fly’s out into the OLD LADY's mouth. DEZ rushes over) Prepare to be Heimlich-ed! (DEZ gives the OLD LADY the Heimlich)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Here's the thing about the instruments-

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">You don't have any money! (AUSTIN and ALLY walk over to counter)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">What if, I pay you back when I get rich and famous!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Great! Just have your butler fly over on your private jet and drop off a sack of shiny gold coins!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Really?!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">No. (The OLD LADY's false teeth fly out onto table with harmonica)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Got it! (ALLY picks up the teeth and puts it in AUSTIN's hand to give to the woman)

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<h4 style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(THEME SONG “WITHOUT YOU”)

<h3 style="font-style: normal">Act II; Scene I

<h4 style="font-style: normal">(Interior: ALLY's Practice Room) <p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY <p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Playing piano and singing) ♫ You don't know, know, know My name, name, name Gonna make, make, make you do a double take ♫ (ALLY turns and sees AUSTIN, stops singing) Ah! Uh, how long have you been standing there?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">I was wondering if I could get a discount on this harmonica. Ya know, because it's been in the Old Lady?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Uh, this is my private practice room, do you not see the "Keep Out" sign?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal">Hey, I like that song. But if you wanna make it really catchy, you gotta speed it up!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">♫ You don't know, know, know My name, name, name I'm gonna make, make, make 'em do a double take ♫ (AUSTIN plays harmonica)

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Cool, there's still some OLD LADY spit in here! (AUSTIN blows the spit out on ALLY)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Ew! (ALLY starts to pull AUSTIN out of her practice room) Goodbye and in the future please obey signs! (AUSTIN plays harmonica from outside, ALLY kicks the door before walking away)

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<h3 style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Act III; Scene I

<h4 style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(Interior: Sonic Boom)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(Entering) Guess who got a job at, the Magic Store?! (TRISH throws a smoke bomb at a group of teens)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">What about your job at Cupcake City?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Apparently being a horrible employee is grounds for termination. Isn't that shocking? (Shocks ALLY) Magic shock finger. Oh, I better go, I started my five minute break two hours ago. (Starts to sing while exiting)

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">♫ They wanna know, know, know Your name, name, name ♫

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Wait, hey!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(TRISH dances back to ALLY)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">♫ They want the girl, girl, girl With the game, game, game ♫

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(ALLY stops TRISH) Where did you hear that song?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">It's all over the internet.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm"> ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">The internet?!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Uh, that place people go on their computer to look at stuff and shop and-

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">I know what the internet is!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">You seriously haven't seen this video?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(Shakes head 'NO')

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Here look. (TRISH takes out her phone. Camera zooms in on the phone. The phone shows a video of AUSTIN singing ALLY's song, Double Take)

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<p style="font-style: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Double Take Video

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">♫ Flip a switch, Turn on the lightning, Get it right, Show 'em how it's done

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal">Freak it up, No matter how you dress that song, Girl you know, You got a number one

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal">Go with it, You got 'em where you want 'em, Drop the beat, They need to hear your sound, Play it up, It's coming down to you right now,

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal">They want to know, know, know Your name, name, name They want the girl, girl, girl With game, game, game And when they look, look, look Your way, way, way You gotta make (make), make (make), Make 'em do a double take, Make 'em do a double take.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Yeah, make 'em do a double take ♫

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(The video switches over to a entertainment news host talking about AUSTIN's video)

ENTERTAIN ME TONIGHT HOST

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm"> It all started with a homemade video and a catchy song. Two million hits later, Austin Moon is a genuine overnight internet sensation. (Scene switches over to the host interviewing AUSTIN)

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">It wasn't exactly overnight, it was more like over two nights!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ENTERTAIN ME TONIGHT HOST

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">How did you come up with your hit song?

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal">It just came to me. (Takes microphone from host) What up DEZ!?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal">(Scene switches back to music video)

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">♫ You gotta make (make), make (make),

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Make 'em do a double take, Make 'em do a double take. ♫

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">What Up?!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(Camera zooms out of the phone and returns to ALLY and TRISH)

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<p style="font-style: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(Interior: Sonic Boom)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">That's my song, how could he just steal my song like that! He messed with the wrong girl!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">That's right! Get angry! Me likey!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(ALLY grabs TRISH's phone and taps screen) There! ALLYcat88 DOESN'T like this video! Take that AUSTIN! Whoo! Yeah

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Calm down before you type a frown y face and really hurt his feelings! Come on, we're gonna give him a piece of your mind!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Alright, let's go! (They begin to exit)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Yeah! (Touches ALLY's shoulder and accidentally shocks her) Sorry, magic shock finger.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">We just need to find out where he lives!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Uh, the internet, you know that place where people go on their computer to look at stuff and shop-

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLYI

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">I know what the internet is! (Completely exit)

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<h3 style="font-style: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Scene II

<h4 style="font-style: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(Interior: AUSTIN's House)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">DEZ

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">(AUSTIN is running in place) Faster faster, slower... faster faster! (knock at the door, DEZ opens door to see ALLY and TRISH) Hey! It's ALLY from the music store. (ALLY and TRISH enter, DEZ takes sweatband off AUSTIN's head)

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">TRISH

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">Hi, I'm TRISH. Big fan. (ALLY gives TRISH a look) Sorry.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Look, I'm here to... (ALLY sees DEZ making the cologne) what are you doing?

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I'm making my own cologne. It's called "AUSTIN."

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(DEZ imitates an echo) AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN <p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">The secret ingredient is my sweat.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Wanna try some? (DEZ sprays AUSTIN's sweat on TRISH)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I don't like you.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Since AUSTIN's famous, we figure people are gonna want some AUSTIN merchandise.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Here's some stuff we've come up with. Austin.....

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(DEZ grabs a lunchbox) Lunchbox!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Austin......

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(DEZ grabs a pillow) Pillow!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Austin......

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(DEZ grabs two jars and gives one to AUSTIN) Peanut butter!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Chunky.....

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Or smooth.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN & DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Mmhm!!(Moan and smile at each other)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">And an Austin Action Fugure. (AUSTIN pulls the string)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN ACTION FIGURE

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I'm awesome! I like pancakes!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">It's true... I do like pancakes!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN & DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(AUSTIN and DEZ do handshake) What Up!?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">And my personal fave, the Austin foam spitter!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Why would anyone need a foam spit-

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(DEZ sprays TRISH with the foam spitter)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Irritated, TRISH shocks DEZ)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Magic shock finger. Me likey.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Look I'm not here to see your junky AUSTIN junk! You stole my song, you heard me playing it at the music store!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">That's where the song came from? I thought I made it up! I guess that makes much more sense since I've never actually written a song before. I've tried but they're all terrible.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I wrote that song and you have to tell everybody the truth.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I can't! Do you know how embarrassing that would be for me!? Consider my feelings. Are you really that selfish?!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Based on that ridiculous response, I'm guessing you're not gonna do anything?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">No, I wanna make this right. How about, a life-size chocolate AUSTIN!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">What up?! (DEZ holds out wrapped chocolate AUSTIN as ALLY walks out, aggravated)

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Is that milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(ALLY yells off-screen) TRISH!

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Act III; Scene I
<h4 style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal">(Interior. Sonic Boom)

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">HELEN Show Announcer

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(On TV at the Sonic Boom) Tonight on "The Helen Show," Overnight Internet sensation AUSTIN Moon, live!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">HELEN

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">That's right! Live, live, live!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(ALLY turns off the TV) I am so sick of that guy.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN ACTION FIGURE

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(TRISH pulls the string) I'm so talented! (TRISH shakes head (YES))

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">How can he steal my song like that?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN ACTION FIGURE

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(TRISH pulls the string again) I'm an overnight sensation! (TRISH shakes head again (YES))

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Stop pulling that string.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN ACTION FIGURE

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(TRISH pulls the string again) I'm unstoppable! Ha ha ha... (ALLY picks the action figure from TRISH) ugh.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Hey, he's gonna be on "The Helen Show" tonight, right? I say we crash his interview and tell the whole world the truth.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(ALLY acts like she's exited) On live television? In front of people? I can't do that.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">You have to! That guy's a lowlife song-stealing thief.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(TRISH's phone rings) ♪ they want to know know know... ♪. It's a catchy song.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">That's it! Dad, I'm taking my break. I've got to go interrupt a live television broadcast.

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">LESTER

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Okay, have fun!!

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Come on, TRISH. We're gonna be the surprise guests on today's "Helen Show."

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(TRISH's phone rings again) ♪ they want to know know know... ♪ Do you want to get that?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">No, it's just work. (ALLY & TRISH exit)

Scene II
<h4 style="margin-bottom: 0.5cm; font-style: normal">(Interior. Studio 4 Entrance)

ALLY

Oop! (ALLY pushes TRISH back) Okay, the only thing standing between us and telling the world the truth about Austin is that guard. The trick is to act like you're supposed to be here. (Walks to the guard) You gotta exude confidence.

SECURITY GUARD

Can I help you ladies?

ALLY

No! (ALLY walks back) Yes, we're looking for the kitchen. Or bathroom! We're friends with Bernie. Or Lulu?

TRISH

(TRISH takes over from ALLY) We're going to "The Helen Show." We're musicians in Austin Moon's band.

SECURITY GUARD

Look, you Austies have been trying to sneak through here all day. He's dreamy, That song's catchy, I get it! Sorry, ladies. If your name's not on my list, you're not getting in.

TRISH

Did we say musicians? No, see, I meant, magicians! (TRISH throws a smoke bomb and she and ALLY run away)

SECURITY GUARD

Bad liars... Pretty good magicians. (Sitting down)

Scene III

(Interior. Studio 4)

HELEN

(On TV) Hey, welcome back! Our next guest is overnight internet sensation, Austin Moon! (AUSTIN waves to the audience.)

TRISH

It's go time.

ALLY

I can't do this. There's a stage out there. You know I have stage fright.

TRISH

I know it's scary but you can do it! I'm here for you. You just take all the time you need.

ALLY

Thanks Trish, I really appreciate...

TRISH

Time's up! (TRISH pushes ALLY into a studio)

(Interior. News Studio)

ALLY

Hold everything! We're here to tell you the truth! That guy is a weasel! And not like a cute weasel you want as a pet. More of a lying, evil weasel who steals music. (ALLY turns to TRISH while the camera crew moves the cameras.) He's never even written a song before, because he can't! (ALLY turns back at the camera crew.) And! ...This isn't The Helen Show.

MALE NEWSCASTER

(MALE NEWSCASTER acts like he gets a message.) This just in The Helen Show tapes next door!

SECURITY GUARD

(SECURITY GUARD enters to take TRISH and ALLY out of the studio.)

(Interior. The Helen Show)

AUSTIN

(AUSTIN performs Double Take at The Helen Show.)

♫ They want to know, know, know Your name, name, name They want the girl, girl, girl With game, game, game And when they look, look, look Your way, way, way You gotta make (make), make (make), Make 'em do a double take, Make 'em do a double take. ♫

HELEN

So we are out of time.

AUSTIN

Oh.

HELEN

It's too bad 'cause we would love to hear you do another original song.

AUSTIN

Darn! I've written so many songs. (AUSTIN turns around to look disappointed) I wish you had more time.

HELEN

How about you come back tomorrow?

AUSTIN

(panicking) Tomorrow?

HELEN

Yeah.

AUSTIN

Another original song?

HELEN

Uh-huh.

AUSTIN

By tomorrow?

HELEN

That's what I said.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Um um, I...

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">HELEN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Oh, come on. (HELEN stands up) You don't want to let down all your fans. Right, austies? Yeah.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Um, okay. Tomorrow it is?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">HELEN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Oh, you heard it right here, folks! AUSTIN will be back tomorrow to do a new original song! Yes!

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<h3 style="font-style: normal">Act IV; Secne I

<h4 style="font-style: normal">(Interior. Sonic Boom) <p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Guess who got a job at the pet store?! (TRISH acts like a dog and a cat) Roof roof meow!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">You didn't even work at the magic shop two days. That's gotta be a new record.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I plan obeying better at this job... after this. Has anyone seen a giant snake about yay big? (The people in the store are panicking) Oh, he's probably not poisonous, (The people are calm again) but there's a really good chance that he's totally poisonous.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Austin & Dez are entering the store) ALLY, I need your help.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Speaking of giant snakes. (Walks away from the counter)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I need a new song by tomorrow.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Ha! Why don't you just write a song?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">You know I can't. I've tried. (Austin grabs a guitar) Listen.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">♪ I need a song, it can't be too long,

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">song song song song song song song song song song song song song. ♪

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I wrote that last part. (Dez tries to get a high-five from Trish but fails)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Okay, uh, how about this? ♪ I'm not helping you with your song get out of my store! ♪

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Dez

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">That doesn't rhyme.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(ALLY points at he door) ♪ There's the door! ♪

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">That's better.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I know you're mad. I didn't mean to steal your song. Then I acted like a weasel. Not a cute cuddly weasel, but a jerky no-credit-giving weasel. I'm sorry. Who am I kidding? My dad always said music was a waste of time. He said I had a bazillion to one chance of making it.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">That's exactly what my dad said to me.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Do you know what my dad said to me? "dez, stop texting the dog!"

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I guess my 15 minutes of fame are over. I just wanted to prove my dad wrong. Austin wants to exit)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Austin, wait! I'll help you write one more song.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">You will? Yes! Whoa! Thank you, thank you!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">But first you have to do something for me!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Anything. Name it.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Uh uh, I want a... a... (ALLY tries to make a decision) I... I want a... a ham!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Did you just say a ham?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Apparently I did.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Dez takes a ham out of his backpack) Here, you can give her my ham if you want.

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<h3 style="font-style: normal">Scene II 

<h4 style="font-style: normal">(Interior. ALLY's Practice Room)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Okay, we have 18 hours to write the greatest song ever. Go!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">It's not that easy.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I'll get you started. (Austin plays one note) There. That's the first note. That helps, right?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Gee, are you sure you've never written a song before?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">What do you normally do?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Well, there isn’t a "normally." Sometimes I get a tune in my head. Sometimes I think of a lyric and write it down. (Ally looks at her songbook, Austin wants to take the songbook but ALLY stops him) Never-touch-my-book.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Austin touches the songbook but ALLY turns him away) What do you got?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(ALLY reads in her songbook)"the tears of your heart cry... "

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Too depressing.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Okay. (ALLY reads in her book for an other one) "the midnight sadness... "

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">That's even more too depressing. This song should be fun, like a splash of sunshine. You're like a drizzle of darkness. We need to get you to relax. You know, get your creative juices flowing. Shut your eyes.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I'm not going to shut...

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Just shut your eyes.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Ally shuts her eyes) Okay, I will.(Austin tries to touch the book again) Don't touch my book.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Ok, imagine you come home......and your livingroom is full of cheerleaders.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Uh, Thats not really my idea of fun.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Ok, pretend your on stage performing....

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Oh no way, I have horrible stage fright

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN:

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Then imagine your on the beach!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">UGH, sand is getting everywhere.....Ew, js that guy really wearing a thong?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Okay! Forget the beach, What do you like?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiles & Turns) I Like Pickles!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Great! Pretend your eating a pickle!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Theres no eating in the store

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALRIGHT! Why dont we try this, ill close my eyes, and you tell me to imagine stuff (sits on piano bench and closes eyes)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Uh, okay, imagine im giving up, i quit.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Got it! (Smiles)....Are there cheerleaders there?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Austin! what im saying is, maybe we should just forget this whole song writing thing (stands up)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Whoa whoa! (Pulls Ally's shoulder and sits her back on piano bench) Not so fast

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<h3 style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Scene III

(Interior: Sonic Boom)
<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Okay almost there

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Um, what are you doing?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Funning you up. OHH YEAH! (Starts dancing)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">UH, NOO! (Starts walking off)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Grabs Ally's Hand and pulls her back) Come on dance!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">No, Im okay! This is silly!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Blows a whistle)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH AND DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Walk out of practice room dancing, dance for a while)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiling and clapping) Okay!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Come on!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN, DEZ AND TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Telling Ally to dance)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Starts dancing) Wee! Whoo! There im dancing!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(confused) Are you sure?

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">That was like the worst dancing!

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(TRISH, AUSTIN AND DEZ MOAN AT ALLY)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">OKAY FINE! (Dances)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Everyone starts dancing)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I think it worked, I feel fun, I feel like I can do anything! Watch! I'm gonna do a cartwheel! (Gets to position, then reclines) I cant do a cartwheel.

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Well don't waste the creativity! Come on! (Austin & Ally sit by the piano)

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<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Lets write a song! (Both start playing piano)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">'''First scene is Austin & Ally playing piano, until another scene shows Ally on the Sonic Boom counter writing in her book as Austin plays tunes on the piano, then writes them down, his facial expression shows negativeness and he scrunches up the paper and throws it away. It then shows Ally working at the piano until Austin plays an instrument which catches Ally's attention. Ally is then still working at the piano but proven the scene had changed as Austin sits on a stool and plays guitar, they both share a smile. It then goes to Austin asleep on the counter, as Ally pops up bashing two hand cymbals together, shocking Austin as he wakes up and falls of the counter. You then see Ally asleep on the piano as Austin uses Trish's magic shock finger to wake her up. Ally is yet again sitting on the counter writing in her book, as Austin turns and throws another crunched up paper, this time at Ally. It fails and does not get her, as she gives him a glum look he turns back around, then falling off the piano bench and onto the floor, he crosses his legs and smiles sheepishly. Working at the piano, Ally smiles at Austin as he plays the guitar once again. Both again at the piano as they both play each end their hands suddenly touch, as they meet eyes they deny it happened and went back to playing the piano. Finally you see the morning as Austin finishes the last notes, they smile and are finally relieved they have finished it.'''

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">BOTH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Break down the walls

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">it only took all night but we did it! (Stands up with Ally)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Whooo!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">This song is awesome! (Austin & Ally High five)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Yeah well, you better hurry, you only have one hour to get to The Helen Show. (starts pushing Austin to the entrance of Sonic Boom)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">You mean we better hurry, I want you to be there with me.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiles) really? You mean it?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiles) I wouldn't be going to The Helen Show at all if it wasn't for you......Thank You..

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Both try to hug, but fail, they decide to just go as Austin faintly touches Ally's back as to push her to the door, As Trish & Dez enter)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">We did it!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Ah! We knew you could do it! Here, we got you this, Guess who got a job at the mug store? (Holds out a mug and gives it to Ally)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Aw, Congratz we knew you could do it. Aw Thanks!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiles) We also got you this one (Gives Ally another mug)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Reads mug) Sorry you failed! You did your best?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">No we got you two mugs just in case. (Turns to Dez) Dez wasn't supposed to show you that one.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Realises and turns, showing a shocked face)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Come on we gotta go (They all start moving as Ally says excitedly "Lets goo!")

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">**NEW SCENE**

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">HELEN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Ok, up next we have Austin Moon with his new song (Crowd cheer)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Happy) Millions of peple are about to hear my song!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Excited) It was so worth quitting my job at the mug store for this!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Rushes up to Ally) Ally the piano player is sick! You have to play piano for me!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Uh Uh I cant go on there, you know I have stage fright!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">What if they turn off the cameras and the Audience goes like this (Puts hands on eyes)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">NO! No, Im sorry, I cant do this!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">No its really easy just go left and then right, left and then right (Does the sequence again with his hands)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Look its like you said in the song, Take a chance, break down the walls.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Hesitates) Im sorry. (starts to walk off)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Wait! (Ally turns around) I have the perfect solution!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">**NEW SCENE**

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">WORKER

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Ok we're live in 30 seconds

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Looks behind the curtain) See Ally nobody can see you. Its just like your not on stage!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Worried) Im trying really hard not to freak out here!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Your going to be great, trust me, (Winks at Ally then goes)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiles a bit)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Helen Show Resumes)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">HELEN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(dancing) Hey, and welcome back, here to sing his brand new original song is AUSTIN MOON!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Starts playing piano)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Speaking into microphone) Thank You. This song was written by an incredible song writer Ally Dawson-

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Scene shows Ally smiling as it changes back to Austin)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">She kinda wrote my first song too...Ladies and Gentlemen.....HERE SHE IS! (Austin points with his hand as the curtains draw back, showing a shocked Ally as she played a different last note) See! Your facing your fear, that was my plan,  Your welcome!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">'''Ally suddenly panics as she slides off the piano bench and onto the floor as she crawls away from the spotlight, But it follows her, she then crawls away but into the drums, as a drum gets caught on her head she stands up, grabbing onto the curtains but pulling them down, and she tumbles into a stand for the set. Like dominos, they knock over each other, as she eventually ruins the whole Helen Show set. Ally takes the drum off of her head and sees what she had caused.'''

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Uh, lets hear it for Ally everybody..?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">The Helen show Sign then falls as Ally is still embarassed, as she puts the drum back on her head she crawls away.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">**NEW SCENE**

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(In Sonic boom with Ally and Trish walking to the Practice room door, and stopping)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">How was your date with the old lady?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">She slept through the whole movie and I had to explain the whole thing to her on the bus ride home. (they both nod together as Ally opens the practice room door and enters) My practice room! o- What is all this stuff, what are you guys doing here, PICKLES! (ally walks to the pickles and then to a new piano) But look at that piano!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I used all my money I got from being on The Helen Show to pay for all this.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I I can't believe you did this, Thank You!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">I figured we'd be spending alot of time in here so we should probably make it as comfortable as possible.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Uhm, We?!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiles) I want you to be my partner

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Spend, more time with you?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Your a songwriter with stagefright, im a singer who loves being on stage, We're a perfect Match! What d'you say?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Thinks, smiles, then Nods) We're partners

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(They both yet again try to hug, but fail again, they stop and turn opposite ways)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Walks up to Austin & Ally) Guess who got a job as Austins manager?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">She has so much work experience, her reseme was about eight pages!!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Oh I promised the fans you'd put up the songs on the website everyday. Oh and also I don't work fridays or any other week day. (walks off)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Wait we have to write a new song every week?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Jogs up to Trish) Trish for the first video we need ten thousand monkeys and a big wedding cake!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">TRISH

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">You can have a turtle and a donut.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Turns to a box and pulls out a donut on a turtles neck) But I already have that!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Reading phone) Aw man my video just got put to number two!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiles) Whats number one?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">AUSTIN

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Walks up to Ally smiling) You on the Helen Show! Hey look they're even showing the part where you threw up on Helen! Your famous! Thanks to me!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">ALLY

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(Smiling) Thanks to you, well, Lemme show ya something (puts arm around Austin and takes him in front of the Foam Spitter) Okay (Foam squirts onto Austin as he starts to defend himself)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">DEZ

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(runs up to Austin) Oh Me too Me too! (Gets foamed)

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">(End credits show, End of Episode)