User blog comment:Auslly~Bobbie~Music/Talk Like Crazy!/@comment-5918301-20130520224341

Hmm, I wonder what it was like for the first person to ever have a pet.

John: Hey, Lisa, what the heck is that!

Lisa: Oh, it's some other species of some sort. I decided to run into the wild, kidnap it, and keep it hostage forever.

John: Oh, cool! I'm gonna try that, too!