Talk:Auslly/@comment-5609688-20130221000411

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the room next to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you that she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into a lake so you can collect insurance.

A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after you in the first place.

A good friend is for a few years. A best friend is forever.

I didnt write this but i found it online and i thought it was really cute, so i decided to share it with you guys :)