User blog:RyanShipsMileven/Auslly Story Episode 15

Dez: Dude, when are you gonna ask Ally out?

Austin: She doesn't even like me... that way.

Dez: That's bull, she LOVES you.

Austin: How do you know that?

Dez: She told me.

Austin: When?

Dez: It all started...


 * in Tampa *

Macy: I feel weird...

Rossay: You KK, Mace?

Cat: What's with you, Manny.

Macy: It's Macy.

Cat: OK, Marty.

Macy: *roles eyes, giggles*

Rossay: Anyway... What happened?

Macy: I got bit by a Kaustin dog.

Rossay: What's a Kaustin dog?

Macy: I don't know yet.

ShayTree: ......................

Violet: That's just weird...

Cat: IKR, Toilet.

Violet: It's Violet.

Cat: Right.

ShayTree: WWOOOOWW.


 * Macy at the doctor *

Macy: So... what's wrong with me?

Doctor: You have Macy rabies.

Macy: Macy rabies?

Doctor: The Kaustin dog that bit you must have been taken hold of your extreme h0tness. It had some kind of reaction of your attractiveness.

Macy: OK, that is just...


 * at Rossay's new house with Cat, Laurie and Bobbie *

Cat: This place is cool!

Rossay: Yup! :)

Bobbie: Riker's calling. * answers * Hi baby-riker-rarity-restless-cutie-hotness!

Riker: Hey cutie-pie-bestie-bobbie-baby-beautiful-smokin'-hotty. :D

Rossay: He's your BF?? Lucky!

Cat: I thought he was your brother. ( to Rossay )

Rossay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ShayTree: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bobbie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

God: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Devil: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone in the whole world: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cat: So he's not?

Rossay: * face palm *

Laurie: So much work to do...


 * in Miami, Chelsea & Claire walk in *

Claire: YOU NEW I WAS TROU---

Chelsea: * interrupts her * Trouble when I walkled innnn. HAHA PAYBACK!!!

Claire: I'll get you next time!

Chelsea: No you won't.

Ally: Hi guys!

Jecko: * playing Bioshock *

Chelsea: You have BIOSHOCK?? GIVE ME THAT CONTROLLER! * takes controller *

Jecko: You're in my way!

Chelsea: YOLO.

Jecko: DON'T SAY THAT WORD! I hate that word! -.-

Chelsea: YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO * three thousand times * YOLO YOLO YOLO

Jecko: * slamming face to wall *

Trish: Hey, Jeff! Come here often?

Jeff: I'm taken.

Trish: God dangit!

To Be Continued...