User blog comment:Auslly~Bobbie~Music/Talk Like Crazy!/@comment-5918301-20131017014809

What happens if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on?If someone says "Everything I say is a lie!" is that the truth or a lie? If tomato's a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie? If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

Why is it that "being up for something" means the same thing as "being down for something"? Can it ever be Opposite Day? Because if it is, it... It isn't.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

What shape is the sky? Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars, are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?

'TO BE CONTINUED. '(Gosh, Hugs, this is already long enough.)