Filmmaking & Fear Breaking/Transcript

<!--Ally: Here's your lighthouse Dez! I spent all night making it! (turns on a switch and the light starts moving) Dez: This is amazing. Ally: Thank you. It took 7,000 toothpicks, 83 bottles of glue, and one trip to the emergency room to get a glued tooth pick out of my nose, but it's done! Dez: Wow! It lights up, it spins around, and everything! I almost feel bad for cutting it out of the movie. Ally: Don't feel bad I kind of --- What?! You're cutting my prop? Dez: Ooh, yeah. We're not going to shoot that scene so we don't need that lighthouse anymore. Man, isn't show biz fun?

Nelson: I'll save her. Dez: Woah! Nelson! You're not playing "Troy the Lifeguard." You're playing "Scared Little Boy." Nelson: No fair! I'm calling my agent. (picks up his cell phone) Hello, Mom...

Dez: Hey, I'm the director. And nobody changes my script but me. (to script girl) Alright you can change the line to "Why, why, why did you have to take my sister."

Austin/Troy: You're okay. I'm gonna put you on the sand. Nothing bad can happen to you on the sand.

Dez: Did he just say he can't do my movie? Trish: What was that about? Dez: Maybe he caught stage fright... from Ally. Ally: Stagefright's not contagious. Dez (Appearing with a small facemask): Just in case... (grabs his scarf, then whips it around behind his back)

Austin: That's ridiculous. I mean, who's afraid of umbrellas? Ally: I know. That would be weird, right? Austin: That's not weird. Ally: No way, you're afraid of umbrellas. Austin: I know you are, but what am I? Ally: You're afraid of umbrellas. Austin: Okay, I'm afraid of umbrellas. Go ahead laugh. I know you think its silly. Ally: What. I don't think its silly. I'm afraid of umbrellas too. Every time I see an umbrella I'm like... Aah, umbrellas are so scary. Austin: Nice try. You don't know how hard it is. Umbrellas are everywhere. Patio umbrellas, beach umbrellas, those little umbrellas they put in fruit drinks... Ally: You mean like this? [Austin shrieks girlishly] Ally: Ooh, I'm sorry. Why are you afraid of them anyway? Austin: "Can you keep a secret?" Ally: "Who would I tell? I go to one party a year."

Dez: [directing a movie] Okay, Austin. Mildred is under that umbrella, unaware Claws is behind her. You have to run through this maze of umbrellas, and battle him to the death with this oar. Austin Moon: [grabs the oar] This or what? Dez: This oar. Austin Moon: This or, what? Dez: This oar. Austin Moon: This or, what? Dez: This oar! Austin Moon: Or, what? Dez: THIS OAR! Austin Moon: THIS OR, WHAT? Dez: Just fight him with the paddle.

"I'm not afraid of you, Claws!"

[Austin scrambles to find something to use as a weapon. He picks something up which much to his displeasure, turns out to be an umbrella. Momentarily he breaks character]

"I'm not afraid of anything!"

[Ally smiles in the background, with the realization that he may be telling the truth]

Ally: If you knew Austin was afraid of umbrellas, why did you put them all over your movie set? Dez: Because, an awesome director knows how to get real emotion out of people. I made Austin scared, Trish annoyed, and you angry. Ally: I'm not angry. Dez: I didn't put any of your props in that movie. Ally: [furious] I know. How could you do that? Dez: See? Awesome director. Trish: You annoyed me on purpose? You shouldn't have done that! (Grabs the giant claw crackers Ally made earlier and starts walking towards Dez)-->

