User:Red Compassion, Red Love, Red Hate

I loved Austin & Allysincethebeginning. I guess it was just sort of inspiring. If you're really passionate about something, go for it. Now, I'm trying to learn all these instruments (piano, guitar, drums,etc). Call me crazy.

Lost Generation by Johnathan Reed
This is my favorite poem ever. Read and watch the video. (The video helps explain it if you don't understand it) I am part of a lost generation and I refuse to believe that I can change the world I realize this may be a shock but “Happiness comes from within.” is a lie, and “Money will make me happy.” So in 30 years I will tell my children they are not the most important thing in my life My employer will know that I have my priorities straight because work is more important than family I tell you this Once upon a time Families stayed together but this will not be true in my era This is a quick fix society Experts tell me 30 years from now, I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce I do not concede that I will live in a country of my own making In the future Environmental destruction will be the norm No longer can it be said that My peers and I care about this earth It will be evident that My generation is apathetic and lethargic It is foolish to presume that There is hope.

And all of this will come true unless we choose to reverse it.



THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY
1.OOPS!

2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?

3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?

4.come back here with that, bad dog!

5.Uh Oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.

7.What edition is your manual?

8. Steril, schmerial.

9.the floors clean,right?

10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentration off.

11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.

12.FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!



Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

NO I AM NOT SPELLING WRONG- over 2 billion -people CAN'T read this!
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

For all those people who talk about me, THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!



Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL,

Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE,

Calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL,

Calling me GUILTY won't make you INNOCENT,

Calling me BORING won't make you FUN,

Calling me SHY won't make you OUTGOING,

Calling me a LIAR won't make you HONEST,

Calling me FAT won't make you THIN

Callng me a LOSER won't make you a WINNER,



Calling me a NERD won't make you POPULAR,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">Calling me a COWARD won't make you BRAVE,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Calling me a SLAVE won't make you a MASTER,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Calling me a FAILURE won't make you SUCCESSFUL,

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">Calling me USELESS won't make you PERFECT.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">So why even bother? Every insult you make is only hurting YOU

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Friends and Best Friends
<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "walk much?"

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">FRIENDS: Fade

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

<h2 style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">What a boyfriend SHOULD do:


 * 1) When she walks away from you mad, follow her
 * 2) When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
 * 3) When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
 * 4) When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
 * 5) When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
 * 6) When she ignores you, give her your attentionAuslly_looks_2.JPG
 * 7) When she pulls away, pull her back
 * 8) When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
 * 9) When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
 * 10) When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
 * 11) When she's scared, protect her
 * 12) When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
 * 13) When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
 * 14) When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
 * 15) When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
 * 16) <span style="font-family:'}';font-size:10pt;line-height:13.5pt;">When <span style="font-family:'}';font-size:10pt;line-height:13.5pt;">she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
 * 17) When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
 * 18) <span style="font-family:'}';font-size:10pt;line-height:13.5pt;">When <span style="font-family:'}';font-size:10pt;line-height:13.5pt;">she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
 * 19) When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
 * 20) Hugging_2.jpg she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
 * 21) When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
 * 22) When she misses you, she's hurting inside
 * 23) When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
 * 24) When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

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<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">Life, is like God's way of kicking you out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumblin<span style="font-family:'}';font-size:10.5pt;line-height:13.5pt;">g, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">There are no stupid questions; only stupid people.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">He who laughs last didn't get it.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">The road to success is always under construction.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">I have a dream where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">I'm not short. I'm vertically challenged.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">How may I ignore you today?

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">I haven't suffered any dain bramage.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;">I'll get as want as I drunk to be! I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

Life is a song. The lyrics are my story

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

S.mart T.alneted U.nique P.erson I.n         D.emand

Lazy rule: if i can't reach i don't need it

What are you?
<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">YOUR GUY SIDE

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love hoodies.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love jeans.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Dogs are better than cats.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">It’s hilarious when people get hurt

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You've played with/against boys on a team



<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an XBox

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice'

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.'

You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">YOUR GIRL SIDE

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black.



<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like wearing jewelry.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You don't like the movie Star Wars.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You are in gymnastics/dance.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You smile a lot more than you should.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You care about what you look like.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like wearing dresses when you can.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love the movies.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Like being the star of everything.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">PREP

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You own a cell phone.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">'You own something from Abercrombie.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You own something from Pac sun.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You own something from Hollister.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You own something from American eagle.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love/like going to the mall.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You own an iPod/MP3 player.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love Starbucks.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have been called a brat.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You hate buying things that are on sale.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have more than one house.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.



You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps.

You’re an atheist/Satanist/agnostic.



<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">PUNK

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You can skateboard

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’ve worn plaid. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like Converse.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You hate MTV.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You dislike pink.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You hate/dislike preps.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">GEEK

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love the computer.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like Harry Potter.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You are supposed to wear glasses <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You get straight A's.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love/like reading.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You were/are in band.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You don't care what you look like.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have a curfew.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You always do your homework.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You never miss school unless you're sick.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">ATHLETIC <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You watch/watched the Super bowl. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You collect your jerseys. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Your garage consists of sports equipment. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You belong/belonged to a school team. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have a specific number.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">HARDCORE/SCENE

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like loud music.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You never walk anywhere.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You wear slip-on shoes.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You wear/wore Vans.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like the band Panic! At the disco.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You wear band t-shirts.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">People have called you weird and meant it.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love to "hardcore" dance.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Hair has been dyed more than 1 color

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF ZEUS

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like being in charge.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You were voted Class President.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You do what’s best for everyone.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You think you have what it takes to run for President.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You think every problem has a solution.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love showing off.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like plane rides

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You are hydrophobic

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF POSEIDON

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You feel at home in the water.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">favorite vacation place is at the beach.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You swim professionally.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You hate seafood.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You never get seasick.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You are acrophobiac

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF HADES <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re not that much of a people person. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like staying in the dark and writing. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You experience bad moods on a regular basis. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like listening to loud, angry music. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You spend most of your time alone. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like to keep to yourself.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">'All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You write in diary/journal/blog.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You feel most active at night.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF DEMETER

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You own a garden.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like the great outdoors.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have a green thumb.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re an environmentalist.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have a special connection with animals.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re a vegetarian.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You love going to flower shops.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF ARES

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You often start fights.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re a very aggressive type of person.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like watching wrestling.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re competitive.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like reading about war.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You don’t let anyone boss you around.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have anger management.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You never back away from a fight.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Everyone does what you say.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You don’t always think before you do something.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF ATHENA

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.



Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You think it would be better if you were the President.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have a huge shelf of books at home.'

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF APOLLO

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re very creative and artistic.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You always feel sunny and optimistic.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You are talented at drawing.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like writing poetry.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like going to art museums.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have a way with tools.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You build awesome things during your free time.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Metalworking is your forte.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have your own toolbox.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re a techie.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You often have carpentry projects.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You dream of being a carpenter.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You aren’t afraid of fire.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF APHRODITE <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Every guy/girl swoons for you.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like putting on makeup.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You naturally smell good.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You never experience a bad hair day.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re always at the front of every trend.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re often invited to parties.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF HERMES

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like pickpocketing your friends.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re a prankster.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re a speed demon.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You consider yourself restless.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re the best speaker in the class.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re inventive and resourceful.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You often start arguments.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’ve never lost a debate.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">CHILD OF DIONYSUS

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re the life of the party.'

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like wine.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You’re a foodie.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like going to social events and mingling with people.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You like trying out new food.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You feel that you’re abundant in life.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">You think that too much of anything is bad

<h2 style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">For People who HATE Stereotypes

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be a murderous evil person with mental abilities.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m an AGNOSTIC so I MUST be a crazy ghost hunter.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be hot.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus waz a brotha

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a tramp. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be mean.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people are evil.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I CAN’T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be insecure about myself.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue<span style="color:black;font-family:TimesNewRoman,serif;font-size:10.5pt;">.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be one myself.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking tramp.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I AA

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be hooking up with them all.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I LOVE MARCHNG BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m NAÏVE, so I MUST be stupid.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be an easy lay.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I tell people OFF, so I MUST be controlling

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistakes.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic weirdo.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be socially awkward.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m TALL, so I MUST play basketball.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep <p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;">I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe

<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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<p style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">That's all!

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