Call a Pioneer Ranger

The Ranger Song is a song written and performed by Austin Moon in the Season 2 episode Boy Songs & Badges.

Lyrics
When you're camping in the woods

And feel you're in danger

What do you do

Call a Pioneer Ranger

If you're kick by a moose

Don't call a stranger

What do you do

Call a Pioneer Ranger

When your bike has a flat

And you need a tire changer

What do you do

Call a Pioneer Ranger

A Pioneer Ranger

A Pioneer Ranger

Yeah