Talk:Auslly/@comment-5918301-20130308032444

-DRAMATIC SCENE HERE-

Me: Riker! No!

Riker: Melanie! Save yoursel- (gets bit)

Me: NO!

Riker: Mel. Go! (turns into zombie)

Me: RIKER! (grabs gun on counter of Billl's) (points at him)

Riker: Blarge, blah, meh.

Me: I- I can't do it! He's too cute! Too hot! Too sweet! Too-

Riker: (bites me)

Me: NOO!