Thread:BeautifullyBadex/@comment-5175610-20130429222939

Scene 1: The episode begins with Austin and Ally, Austin has his arms wrapped around hers and is showing her how to hold a clarinet for clarinet golf. She hits the golf ball and it goes through a whole maze of elaborate instruments and ends by shooting into a French Horn, Ally exclaims that she got a "horn in one" and high fives Austin, then walks to the counter. Austin compliments her golfing and then asks if he can take her out to dinner to celebrate. Ally responds with, "Austin Monica Moon, are you asking me out on our first official date?", to which he replies, "Why yes I am, Ally - I don't know your middle name - Dawson". She accepts and flirtatiously tells Austin that she is never telling him her middle name. Austin tells her that he is going to take her to Illusions Magic Café, then Trish walks in and tells Austin and Ally that she got them a meeting with the producers of the new movie, "Butch & Bitey", and that they want them to pitch a song and if they like it, they'll use it in the movie. Trish describes the movie as the story of a stray dog (Butch) and a street-wise flea (Bitey) that lives on his butt. Ally says that she admires that a new, original movie is being made rather than a mindless sequal, that is when Dez walks in showcasing a poster for the new Zaliens move, "Zaliens 8: My Brains". Dez, Austin and Trish commence a "Zalien brain suck" and Dez introduces the contest that he and Trish intend to win by making their own version of their favorite Zaliens scene. Trish compliments Dez's directing, Ally notices and Trish denies it, then Ally tries to "brain suck" Trish. Dez tells her to "leave the brain sucking to the pros" and she looks at him.


 * Theme*

Scene 2: The second scene is in Illusions Magic Café and starts by showing Austin and Ally already at the table and in the middle of their date. The waiters are all doing magic and Austin and Ally are talking, very very awkwardly. They keep commenting on how "cool" everything is, unintentionally using the word to describe everything they try to talk about, including a fork. Their waiter appears and takes their order, Austin tries to order for her and the two of them get into a little tiff, but Ally ends up ordering for herself when the waiter coughs to get their attention. Then makes bread appear on the table. Austin notices a couple at another table feeding each other and tries to do the same with a slice of bread with some jam, he holds it out to Ally and his chair starts levitating, causing him to get the jam all over Ally's face. Austin says that his chair is levitating to which Ally responds, "Cool".

Scene 3: The third scene is in Sonic Boom. Austin walks in and confronts Ally about how weird their date was and how they couldn't talk to each other and how they kept commenting on how "cool" things were. Austin walks over to the cash register, jokingly, and says "How cool is this cash register," and all sarcasticly responds "so cool", then goes into explain how they're putting so much pressure on themselves to be the perfect couple and Austin agrees. Ally suggests that they just work on the Butch and Bitey song and it won't be weird, because everything will be normal when they write together. Ally goes on to say that she was thinking that the song should be a slow and sad ballad because of the part of the movie at which it plays (if you want the movie plot, comment and I'll go through and possibly write it). Austin doesn't like the idea and says that he thinks the song should be more fun and upbeat, because the whole movie is about a flea that lives on a dog's butt. Ally asks if he doesn't like her idea, and Austin says that it's great. Austin asks the same and Ally responds that she also thinks his idea is good, only because they don't want to hurt each others' feelings because of their new relationship. It all gets very awkward again and Ally says that she's happy that they're writing music but obviously isn't enthused and Austin resorts to commenting on the cash register, Ally responds that it is "so cool". The two of them laugh awkwardly and eventually look away from each other,

Scene 4: Scene four is in the school by the lockers, it is Dez and Trish filming their scene of the Zaliens movie for their entry. Ally walks in and yells that they're using her locker and when she asks where her books are, Dez pulls one out of the locker and it's covered in goo. Trish asks Ally how the date went, Ally replies that it was magical, then goes on to explain that it was just because of the venue, but the date itself was kind of awkard. Trish says that sometimes being a couple changes things, and Ally says that she was always scared that this would happen if they started dating, then questions herself by asking Trish if they're was a mistake. Trish says that one one hand (smacks Ally in the face with the Zaliens glove) Austin and Ally seem perfect for each other, but on the other hand (smack) they're feeling extra pressure now that they're dating. Ally asks Trish what to do because she really wants to make it work with Austin and Trish tells her not to think to much about the relationship, but to just go with the flow and that everything will work itself out. Trish then asks Dez if he's ready to finish the scene but he says no and that he's late for his cousin's wedding. Ally asks if he's going to the wedding dressed as a Zalien and Dez walks back to his locker and grabs a bow tie, commenting on how he almost forgot it.

Scene 5: Scene five is in the food court, Dez sets up his stunt for the movie and then leaves for a moment. Austin walks in and sees the Dez dummy from behind and starts talking about his date with Ally. When he leans on it, the head falls off and he screams like a girl. Dez walks up and asks him to scream again because he couldn't get a girly scream out of Trish. Austin says that he needs to talk to him because now that Ally's his girlfriend, he's afraid to tell her how he feels about her ideas. Dez tells him to go to the guy with the brains when he has a problem, then uncovers a dish with a "brain" underneath. The two of them sit and start eating, but Dez says that it's pig liver and Austin spits it all out. Austin asks what to do about Ally and Dez says, "In the game of love, one must yield to the whims of their significant other" (seriously one of my favorite Dez lines ever), Austin says "huh" and Dez looks exasperated and say, "Dude, just compromise" (this whole part of the scene is so hilarious I could not stop laughing). Austin says that he can compromise and thanks Dez. Before he can leave, Dez says that if he ever gets into trouble, he can't go wrong with a cute pet name. Then he calls Austin "Tiger Pancake" and taps his nose. Austin tells him to never do that again and Dez agrees.

Scene 6: Scene six starts in the practice room. Austin and Ally are sitting behind the piano and trying to write the song. Ally says that she still thinks it should be a sad ballad, Austin listens to Dez's voice which appears in his head, and says that they should go with that, then calls her his little "Goose Pickle" and taps her nose. Ally shakes her head and says that she wants to hear his ideas too, Austin says that he's been working on a more fun and rocking song, Ally doesn't like it but Trish's advice appears in her head and she says that his idea is good too, then taps him on the nose and calls him her little "Cute Nickname", then she apologizes. Austin suggests that they write a funny, but sad, upbeat, yet sentimental, song about the hilarity, and tragedy, of living on a dog's butt. Ally says, "perfect" but clearly doesn't mean it. (The words go from Austin to Ally, with their own ideas portrayed.)

Scene 7: Scene 7 is in Sonic Boom, Dez is telling Trish all about his exploding Zalien heads and that they need to test the explosion capsuls first. The items he has put them in include a pineapple, the Butch doll, and a few other items. Dez shakes the pineapple and says that's how you activate the exploding capsuls, then puts it down and it explodes all over them and the store. Dez says he thinks the explosion was big enough to get them into the Zaliens premiere and he and Trish high five.

Scene 8: Scene eight is in the office of the producer for Butch & Bitey. Austin and Ally walk in and gawk at all the Butch and Bitey stuff in the office and comment on how they can't believe that they're actually pitching a song for a movie. They say they're really happy that they could compromise and finish teh song. They listen to the song again on Ally's "iPad" and it's awful, both of them realize it and say that they're about to pitch the worst song they've ever written to a producer.

Scene 8 Continued: Ally says that they've never written a song that bad and Austin admits that he didn't say that he thought the song idea was bad because he didn't want to hurt her feelings. Ally asks if he thinks she's too weak to handle criticism and then Ally says that she didn't want to call his ideas childish or hurt his feelings. The Butch doll makes a fart noise and Austin freaks out because he thinks it's awesome, proving Ally's point They're both offended by the other's opinions and that is the moment that the producer walks in and tells them that they have five minutes to "wow" him. They don't want to play him the song so they start to compare themselves to Butch and Bitey and start to have a disguised fight with each other. The producer just comments that they have 3 minutes and 45 seconds left and the two of them look at each other, worried.

Scene 9: Trish and Dez run into Sonic Boom with Dez holding his headless dummy. They're talking about how amazing the scene they just shot was and Dez suggests that they explode all the rest of the stuff that they didn't test. Dez says that they should start wtih the Butch doll because he had the most exploding capsuls, but that's when they realize that Austin and Ally must have taken it to the pitch. Dez says that as long as they don't shake him, everything will be fine.

Scene 10: Back in the pitch, Austin is trying to sell the idea and he and Ally are still arguing in code, but (obviously) there is much shaking and passing of Butch. Austin stands up and says that he thinks that it was much easier running the taco truck (part of the movie) before he (Butch) and (Ally) Bitey started dating. Ally stands up and says that maybe they shouldn't date because it's making things weird and affecting their songwriting, and that (Austin says) maybe Butch and Bitey should just go back to being friends. Ally looks really hurt and the producer rips Butch from Austin's hands and starts shaking him and yelling at them, then he explodes. Dez and Trish coming running in, trying to tell them not to shake the Butch doll, but see that the damage has already been done.

Scene 11: Scene eleven is Austin and Ally returning to the practice room, still covered in goo and laughing about what happened at the pitch. Ally apologizes and says that she doesn't like how things have been different between them since they have been dating, Austin agrees and apologizes as well. He says that now that they're a couple, they're too afraid to hurt each others' feelings. Austin says that he doesn't think Ally is weak, and Ally says that she doesn't think that he's childish. Austin disagrees and says that he's totally childish. (I'm going to do the actual lines here because it comes across better that way).

Both of them walk to sit down in the chairs:

Ally: I really wanted this to work.

Austin: Me too. More than anything, I just think being together is getting in the way of us being us.

Ally: Things were great the way they were, Maybe we're not ready to be a couple just yet... friends?

Austin: And partners (smiles) always.

The two of them stand up and reenact the hug in the ending scene of the Pilot, when Austin asks her to be his partner and it's really awkward and they can't quite figure out how to hug. Then Austin pulls her in and she puts her arms around his neck.

Ally: This is just as friends, right?

Austin: Yeah, just as friends.

(Zoom in on Ally's face and she seems to be thinking.)

Ally: Okay, but don't let go just yet. (She hugs him tighter and closes her eyes)

Austin: I wasn't going to. (This is seriously the sweetest moment and hug yet, in my opinion. Because it's showing that they both don't want to let go of each other). The scene ends with the two of them still hugging and Ally's head on his shoulder, eyes shut.

Scene 12: Back in Illusions Magic Cafe. Austin and Ally are sitting together at the same table (not on a date) and the waiter is pulling dish after dish from his hat, the two of them keep commenting on how much food they ordered. They talk about how much more fun it is when they're not on a date, and Ally says that it's totally not awkard (honestly). The two of them go to high-five but Austin's chair starts to levitate again and Ally smacks him in the face. Then Ally says it's still a little awkward. Dez and Trish run in and say that they have great news, then stop and ask if they're on a date. Austin says their not and that they decided that they're not gonna do that for now and Ally says that they're back to "just us being us and we're really happy" the two of them smile at each other. Trish comments that as long as they're happy (and paying for their dinner), she's happy. Dez says that he's not happy and that it's going to take a long time for him to get over it, then Trish reminds him to tell them about the contest and Dez exclaims that they won. Dez holds up his "iPad" (which I'm actually assuming is a MyTAB after thinking about it...) and shows the video/scene that they shot which is of a Zalien keeping an egg hostage in the locker, Trish's zalien character brain suck's Dez's character and his dummy head explodes and the character falls. Then Trish's zalien grabs the egg and says, "No one eats my babies,but me!" And then laughs evilly and eats weird yellow stuff that poors out of the egg.

The tagline of the episode was bloopers. They're really funny but I see no reason in describing them.

All in all, the episode was really good. Any questions you can ask and if I get a few people, I might do a description of the Butch & Bitey movie, but I don't really see any reason unless you guys really want it. Do you want me to keep writing the full episode summaries like this or go back to answering individual questions, out of curiosity.) 