User blog comment:Auslly~Bobbie~Music/Talk Like Crazy!/@comment-5918301-20130805021635

I... ''Your hair is... '' Black hair - Ate Brunette - Kissed Blond - Swam with Other - Stabbed ______ ''You are wearing a... '' Blue shirt - Ross Lynch Green shirt - Ellington Ratliff Purple shirt - Riker Lynch Red shirt - Rydel Lynch Black shirt - Ryland Lynch Pink shirt - Rocky Lynch Because... You are in your... Bedroom - S/he hugged me. Living room - S/he pulled my hair. Other person's bedroom - S/he gave me VIP tickets. Kitchen - S/he killed my father. Other - S/he kissed me.

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I ate Riker Lynch because he kissed me...

That is wrong on so many levels.

~Rocker