Crybabies & Cologne

"Sweetie, the adults are talking."

- Dez to Ally

"Crybabies & Cologne" is the fifth episode in Season 2 of Austin & Ally. It was first aired on November 11, 2012.

Overview
Trent asks Ally to write him a song so he can become famous like Austin. However, when Ally says no, Trent steals the song he overheard Austin and Ally working on. Now the gang must find a way to right the wrong.

Episode Summary
The episode begins with Austin and Dez battling like Gladiators, using cymbals and bows as if they were swords and shields. Ally takes the bow and shields because she knew they would not be able to pay for them when they get broken. Trish enters with a new job, working at the Mall of Miami customer service. She announces how she had booked Austin at the Wanda Watson Show. Trent enters Sonic Boom with a variety of t-shirts with different words. The first saying "I'm", the second saying "Sorry", and the third shirt saying "That" in the front and "I pretended to be your boyfriend just to become Austin's backup dancer, and that I had another girlfriend the entire time". Trish rejects his apology and Austin tells him to leave. Dez is shown wearing the apology sweatshirt, that was originally meant for Trish, but still tells Trent to leave before yanking on the strings, causing the hood to shrink and only part of his face showing. Trent then leaves the store.

Austin and Ally are in their music room. Austin is recording Got It 2. Once Austin finishes singing the song, Trent enters from behind the closed door, complimenting the song. He asks that Ally could write a song for him to sing and become an overnight internet sensation. Ally questions why she should when he'd hurt her best friend, and Austin hints at him to leave. Trent replies that he said he was sorry and asked if Ally believed in second chances. Ally says of course that she believes in second chances, when Austin replies that he doesn't and again, hints for Trent to leave. Ally told Austin that she gave him a second chance when he stole her song, Double Take. Austin claims Ally only said "kinda" and it was an accident. As Austin and Ally are talking, Trent, using the opportunity while the two were distracted, steals the CD recording and hides it under his shirt.

Trish and Austin go to the movie theater so Austin can sing to a girl working there to convince her to give Trish free tickets. Trent appears and talks to Dez about how he's the most important person in Team Austin. Trent shows Dez the "Double Take" music video and he tells him that there was really 5 Austins. Dez eventually whispers Trent the secret to his filmmaking skills.

The scene changes, and Team Austin is at school when they hear the principal sing the song that Ally had been writing for Austin. After asking where that came from, they're told T-Fame recorded and uploaded the song. They go onto the Internet, and after seeing the video, learn that Trent is 'T-Fame', he stole Ally's song, and he even copied the music video idea of 5 Trents from Double Take. After that, a competition between Austin and T-Fame has officially started.

When Austin gets flustered at Trent for copying everything, this is after he sees Dez with their handshake and when Trent reveals that he and Austin are going to share the time on the Wanda Watson show, Austin later gets dubbed as the "Crybaby of the Week" by Entertain Me Tonight after posting about T-Fame being a fake. Team Austin then brainstorms how to get back at Trent for his plagiarism, and they finally decide on leaving a fake suit for Trent to wear.

When the interview day comes and Trent hasn't fallen for their plan, Dez and Dex, sharing a similarity, fawn over the Bee Whisperer, and during the interview, they inadvertently release the bees, and the bees go to the interview. Austin and Wanda get out fine, but the bees surround Trent, and he destroys the Wanda Watson Show set similar to the manner in which it was done by Ally in Rockers & Writers at the Helen Show.

The episode ends with Team Austin laughing at Trent being declared the crybaby of the week, and Entertain Me Tonight's host then makes a reference to Rockers & Writers. She says that while Trent destroying the Wanda Watson Show set is number two, number one is still the video of Ally destroying the Helen Show set. Team Austin, minus Ally, laugh and comment about how the video never gets old, and then head off, revealing the 'Kick Me!' signs on their backs. They get kicked by random people, Ally smiles, proudly and then the episode ends.

Main cast:

 * Ross Lynch as Austin Moon
 * Laura Marano as Ally Dawson
 * Raini Rodriguez as Trish De La Rosa
 * Calum Worthy as Dez

Guest cast:

 * Trevor Jackson  as Trent/"T-Fame"/"T-Lame"/"T-Blame"
 * Brandon J. Sornberger as Bee Whisperer
 * Alexander Walsh as Dex
 * Renee Percy as Wanda Watson
 * Michael McCafferty as Mr Conley
 * Claudia DiFolco as Entertain Me Tonight Host

Songs Featured

 * Can't Do It Without You (theme song)
 * Got It 2

Trivia

 * This episode is somewhat an equivalent to Rockers & Writers.
 * "Entertain Me Tonight" is a parody of "Entertainment Tonight"
 * This is the second appearance of Entertain Me Tonight. The first was Rockers & Writers.Cry.jpg
 * This episode received 3.3 million views, thus claiming the top network spot. Also, this episode was 3rd overall across all networks in viewers.
 * According to Dez, Wanda Watson and Tom Hanks had made gift bags out of old socks on The Wanda Watson Show the week before.
 * The rest of Trent's apology t-shirt says "I pretended to be your boyfriend just to become Austin's backup dancer, and that I had another girlfriend the entire time we were dating and that I called you my boo when I had another boo."
 * T-Fame is a parody of rapper "T-Pain".
 * This episode title refers to Austin and Trent being labeled as the Crybaby of The Week, and the cologne, that caused Trent to become swarmed by bees.
 * The line where Ally says, "I don't wanna go back to jail!" could be considered a reference to a quote from Citizen Ruth, a 1996 comedic film, seeing as in that movie, Ruth said, "I don't wanna go back to jail again. Least not for more than a week or two."
 * This episode, along with Parents & Punishments and Ferris Wheels & Funky Breath, are tied for least viewings for Season 2, seeing as all three episodes have received 3.3 million views.
 * This is the second episode to have an ending where Team Austin laughs at a video together, first was Kangaroos & Chaos.
 * Ally kept bringing up the fact that they should put a kick me sign on Trent's back, and at the end, Ally put a kick me sign on Austin, Dez and Trish's back to prove her plan worked.
 * This is the second episode Team Austin tries to put a stop to someone trying to ruin Austin's career. First was Bloggers & Butterflies.

Goofs

 * While Trish was talking to someone over the phone, she said she got fired from the Nail Salon a week ago. She got fired in Backups & Breakups, an episode that aired 3 episodes before this one. However, Backups & Breakups is the second episode filmed and this episode is the third episode filmed, so is counts by production code and Disney Channel aired the episodes in the wrong order.
 * T-Fame's genre of music is claimed to be pop, but judging from the sound of the song, it's obvious that his genre of music is R&B.
 * Ally's idea of revenge on Trent is putting a kick-me sign on his back. In real life, putting a kick-me sign on someone's back is illegal.