User blog comment:Auslly~Bobbie~Music/Talk Like Crazy!/@comment-5918301-20131028012015

What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAIIIINNNSSS!

Why are brides unlucky?

They don't always marry the best man!

What do you call someone who makes clothes for rabbits?

A hare-dresser!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

He felt crummy!

What do calenders eat?

Dates!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

Well, I think we can all agree, that was a fail. :)