User blog:Nutta of da Buttas/Coming Soon...

''(The curtain rises to Sonic Boom. ALLY, a shy, nerdy 16 year-old, walks onstage from the upstairs practice room. Just before she arrives at the counter, AUSTIN - attractive and fashionable - dashes onstage from the outside of the room, followed by his best friend, DEZ - a goofy fashion sense and pretty much everything else - who is filming him with a camcorder. They arrive at the drums, which AUSTIN plays, using corn dogs. ALLY walks up to them.) ''

ALLY Excuse me. (AUSTIN and DEZ don't hear her.) Hey! (Still nothing. She whistles sharply.) Um, do you not see the "Do not play the drums" sign? (AUSTIN and DEZ notice the sign that she points at for the first time. DEZ points his camera at it and tries to get different shots.)

AUSTIN That's okay! I'm a great drummer.

ALLY That has nothing to do with what I just said and… are you playing with corn dogs?

AUSTIN Yup! (he flips one, catches it, then takes a bite. DEZ films this entire thing.)

ALLY Okay, there's no playing the drums, no food in the store, and no playing the drums with food… in the store.

DEZ What? There's no sign for that.

ALLY There shouldn't need to be a sign for you to not play the drums with food! (DEZ films her annoyed face. She puts her hand over the lens and he frowns.)

AUSTIN But I'm super talented. I can play any instrument. I can even play a trumpet through another trumpet! (He picks up two trumpets to demonstrate. ALLY is unimpressed, and takes the trumpets to put them back.) Look, I just need some instruments for my music video.

ALLY Okay, how much money do you have?

AUSTIN Let me see. (he digs through his wallet) Carry the 5, and… (he puts the wallet on the counter) Zero.

ALLY …You can't take the instruments for free.

AUSTIN I know! I'll take all of the instruments, and when I'm rich and famous, I'll pay you back!

ALLY That's a great idea! I'll do it!

AUSTIN Really? Then I'll take… (he starts examining instruments.)

ALLY I was being sarcastic! That's the worst idea I've ever heard.

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">AUSTIN Well you shouldn't say things if you don't mean them…

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">ALLY (glares at him for a couple of seconds, then:) Get out of my store.

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<p class="MsoNormal">...thoughts?