Category:Favourite Quotes

Bugs: A customer service representative. You know, someone whose job it is to make people miserable. Daffy: (Gasps) You can get paid to make people miserable? All these years I've been doing it for free. Daffy: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Bugs: You don't have a job. Daffy: That's why I'm usually nude. Tina: Dad, Daffy's a good guy he's.... Frank: A lawyer?! Tina: A what? Frank: Well why didn't you tell me he was a lawyer, I mean that's fantastic! This is great, when am I going to meet this wonderful person Tina: Oh, you know, I dunno, I'm sure he's very busy being a liar. I mean a lawyer. Daffy: Stuff I bought on the Internet. Bugs: How did you pay for it? Daffy: You don't have to pay for it. You just press quick click. Bugs: You used my computer. The quick click is connected to my bank account. Daffy: Ohh. That's why it always says, "Thank you for your purchase, Mr. Bunny." Bugs: Your birthday is April 17th. Your favorite color is dusty rose, and you go to bed every night at 10:00 except on New Year's Eve when you go to bed at 8:30, because and I quote, "New Year's is a holiday invented by the media." Daffy: Ohhh! Then, count me in! "O-N" In!
 * Daffy: Who was that?
 * Daffy: I always knew we'd make it! Except for that one time I laid down in the snow to die, but all the rest of the time I knew we'd make it. Well, not that one time when I tried to kill you so that I could climb inside your carcass for warmth, but then realized how hard it would be to clean out your carcass, so instead, I just laid down for a second time in the snow to die. But every other time I always knew we would make it.
 * Daffy: (to Porky) Hey, sometimes you've gotta treat people wrong to treat yourself right.
 * Bugs: What are you wearing?
 * Frank: Are you telling me that he's unemployed?
 * Bugs: What is all this?
 * Daffy: You're never in school! How do you learn anything? You get a week off at Christmas, three months off for the summer, and now you're on spring break? No wonder Canada's killing us these days.
 * Daffy: Don't get mad at me; those questions were impossible. I'll bet you don't know when my birthday is.
 * Daffy: You're saying I'm not your best friend? Why?! Because I don't know anything about you? Because I never asked any questions or show any interest in you? Because I take you for granted? Because if it is, that's awfully pity of you.
 * Bugs: "Literacy" is the ability to read and write.