Talk:Auslly/@comment-5918301-20130408020121

Regular: I whip my hair back and forth!

Shakespeare: Thou whips thy locks to and fro.

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Regular: I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love, and I'm like, forget you!

Shakespeare: When I behold riding with my dear throught the town, I bite my thumb at you.

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Regular: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponebob Squarepants!

Shakespeare: Which individual takes residence within thy sub-aquatic pineapple fruit? Sponge Robert Square Pantaloons.

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Regular: They see me rollin', they hatin'.

Shakespeare: They see me operating my motor vehicle. They art prejudiced.

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Regular: When you see my face, hope it gives you h*ll.

Shakespeare: When thou observes my face prithee it shalt give thee h*ll.

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Regular: Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby, let me know!

Shakespeare: Can thou blow my whistle, infant, whistle, infant? Inform me.

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Regular: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go.

Shakespeare: Perchance, if I was thy boyfriend, never wouldst I release thou.

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Regular: It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you!

Shakespeare: 'Tis a beautiful eve, we art searching for something obtuse to do. Greetings, infant! I believe I wish to join thee in holy matrimony.

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Regular: Oh na na, what's my name.

Shakespeare: Oh na na, what name doth I go by?

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Regular: I'm at a payphone, trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.

Shakespeare: I am at a pay phone attempting to call thy home, all of my currency I hath squandered upon thee.

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Regular: I got the moves like Jagger!

Shakespeare: I hath the struts similar to Sir Michael Jagger.

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