Talk:Season 3/@comment-24839160-20140619215019

Part 2 A&A trios Divergent

Tris comes out and sees Tobias helping Ally out of the net.

Tris: Tobias "four" Eaton, I am your girlfriend! I have given you the best days of my dauntless initiation and this is how you repay me!

Tobias: Tris I...

Tris: CHEATER!

Ally: Oh I'm sorry, we just meet. He was just helping me out of the net.

Austin falls into the net.

Austin: BEING DAUNTLESS ROCKS!

Tobias: Hey, you're Austin Moon. I am a huge fan!

Austin: Thanks man!

Trish falls into the net. Tobias goes over to help her out, but sees the look on his girlfirend's face and changes his mind.

Trish: Attention you foolish and temperamental loners who think you are actually brave. Which one of you is Tris?

Tris: That would be me, why?

Trish: My name is also Trish.

Peter comes.

Peter: Who dares to call me a "foolish temperamental loner"? I have a knife and I am not afraid to use it!

Tobias: PETER, BE NICE TO OUR GUESTS OR I WILL THROW YOU OVER THE CHASM! (He is just threatening him. Tobias is not a killer.)

Tris comes over and gives Tobias a hug.

Tris: Sweetie, please be nice to him.

Tobias: WHY?

Tris: Eric will kill you if you aren't.

Eric comes.

Eric: EVERYONE DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!

Austin is the only now who does it.

Ally: Austin, what are you doing?

Austin: I don't know, he scared me! (Can anyone guess what episode I am referring to?) :)

Trish: Seriously Austin, sometimes you are dumber than Dez!

Ally: (Looking for Dez) Where is Dez by the way?

The Austin and Ally gang and divergent start looking for Dez. They finally reach erudite and go inside the building where the initiates are.

Tris: (sees Caleb) Hey, there's my brother, Caleb!

Trish :(haha) Why does he look so annoyed? (sees Dez) Oh that's why!

Caleb and Dez join the gang.

Dez: You sir are no erudite! I mean, what kind of nerd walks around dressed in that? You need to wear different colored socks, shoes that do not go with the weather and a jacket and shirt whose colors do not go together at all. This is only just the beginning...

Caleb: (sarcastically) Yeah Dez, these are perfect clothes to represent our faction!

Dez: (Not getting sarcasim AGAIN) Thank you for out support, Caleb! (Shakes his hand) (What episode am I referring to now?) :)

Caleb: WHY IS HE HERE?

Trish: Welcome to my world.

Caleb: Can someone please explain to him that what we wear does not really matter as long as we do our job well.

Dez: Your job is to take over abnegation and rule the world! You are a zombie. Please don't suck my brain!

Trish: You don't have any brains doofus!

Dez: Awww thanks Trishie Poe!

Jeanine comes over.

Jeanine: I want to suck the brains of everyone in Chicago!

Ausitn: She is a zombie! Run for your lives!

Dez: She is a poorly dressed zombie as well!

Dez and Austin start running away.

Ally: Guys, it is not nice to accuse people of being zombies. (To Jeanine and Caleb) I am so sorry about my friends, guys.

Austin and Dez stop running and rejoin the group. Austin is still rambling on about how she is a zombie and Dez is rambling on about how terribly dressed the erudites are.

Peter/Eric/Jeanine/Caleb: WHY DID YOU BRING THEM HERE!

Trish:Yeah espically Dez...

Dez: Thanks Trish! Wait..

Tobias: PETER, DO YOU WANNA THROWN DOWN THE CHASM?

Tris: And Caleb.. I could probably knock you out unconscious so..

Peter/Caleb: That will be less painfull than having to hang around them!

Dez: (cheerfully) Hey Austin, I think they are talking about us!

Ausitn: (rolls eyes)

Tfios

This is after support group. Gus sees Hazel and comes over to her.

Augustus: Hi

Hazel: Hi

Augustus: What's your name?

Hazel: Hazel

Augustus: No, your full name

Hazel: Hazel Grace Lancaster, why are you starring at me?

Augustus: Because you are beautifull. Let's go see a movie.

Hazel: I am free next week..

Augustus: No, I mean right now.

Hazel: (laughing) You could be an ax murderer.

Augustus: (laughing) There is always that possibility!

Hazel: (laughing) What movie do you wanna see?

Augustus: How about divergent? You know, some people say that I look like Ansel Elgot who plays Caleb.

Hazel: (laughing( I don't see it! You know, some people say that I look like Shaliene Woodley who plays Tris!

Augustus: (laughing) I don't see it either!

The two "friends" start walking to the movies and fall through the same hole that the Austin and Ally gang fell through.

Author's note: Sorry if I made Peter and Caleb seem to mean, but I do not really like them as people so... no hate please! :) Oh and I had to rewrite this because I deleted it the first time I wrote this... DEZ MOMENT! :D