User blog comment:Auslly~Bobbie~Music/Talk Like Crazy!/@comment-5918301-20140124155005

So my dog started to run up the apartment stairs, which were covered in ice, and she kept slipping until she got to the top. When she got to the top she wanted to come back down, but was too scared that she was going to slip and fall all down the stairs. So I had to hang on to the icy rails up the icy stairs to help my dog down, when I realized she left her bone at the top. So I had to re-play the scene, but then I forgot it was covered in ice coming down, so I slipped and fell down all 16 steps.

You see.

Texans aren't experienced with this.