User blog:RyanShipsMileven/Auslly Story Valentines Special

Claire: I'd like to change my middle name to... LAURA!!!!!!!!

Guy: That will be $4000.

Claire: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!

Guy: Well that's a really good name, Laura is #2 of the Top 10 most popular middle names.

Claire: I'm almost embarrassed to ask, but what's the #1?

Guy: Ryan.

Claire: You have got to be kidding me.

Guy: Let me make an exception, be back with $4000 bucks by 12:00 AM, * talks like a jersey guy * and we can make a deal.

Claire: Stop talking like a jersey guy! * leaves *


 * at sonic boom *

Chelsea: Hi Claire.

Claire: Yeah hi, where's your sister?

Chelsea: In the practice room.

Claire: BYE. * leaves *

Chelsea: ????????? (That's also her line :P)

Claire: Hey Dawson!

Ally: Sup'

Claire: So I was at the-

Ally: Hey hey hey wait a sec, why didn't you say the sky?

Claire: This is serious!

Ally: OK, in that case, I'm listening.

Claire: I went at the birth certificate place, and I wanted to change my name to Laura, but they said it costs $4000. I need to work here and earn, $4000 bucks by 12:00.

Ally: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!

Claire: That's exactly what I said!

Ally: Fine, but you'll have to do everything around here, clean the floor while working the cash register while unclogging the toilet.

Claire: * 2 seconds later * done!

Ally: What the... well don't forget you have to-

Claire: Done! And that was nasty.

Ally: Ugh, there are like $100,000 in that basket over there.

Claire: YAAYYYY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!!

Ally: * creeped out *


 * at the birth certificate place, it's about 11:58, it's a long drive, plus counting the money *

Claire: * running * Gotta hurry gotta hurry!!! * makes it *

Guy: Great, your back! Do you have $4000

Claire: Yes.

Guy: Give me your birth certificate.

Claire: * gives birth certificate *

Guy: I bet your friends are proud to call you Claire Laura Valentine!

Claire: OMGOMGOMGOMG AHKCHCIJSIXNCJDGSGX YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: I think you broke my eardrum!

Claire: BYE!!!


 * in Tampa *

Rossay: So Macy, what do like to do for fun?

Macy: Play checkers.

Rossay: What movies do you watch?

Macy: Checkers Island Wide :).

Rossay: What's your inspiration when persuing your dreams? And please don't say checkers!

Macy: Don't be silly, it's mega checkers :).

Rossay's POV: ?????

Macy: Lunch is ready :).

Rossay: What are we having?

Macy: Checkers-Shaped Fallafel Balls.

Rossay's POV: ???????????????????


 * door bell rings *

Rossay: * opens it * Oh hey Violet.

Violet: Hi Rossay! Hi Macy!

Macy: Heeeyyyyy!

Violet: What's up?

Macy and Rossay: The sky, JINX, DOUBLE JINX, TRIPLE JINX, QUADRUPLE JINX, QUINTUPLE---

Violet: I GET IT!

Macy: So did you get the part?

Violet: HECK YEAH!

Macy and Rossay: YAAYYYY! SEXTUPLE JINX, SEPTUPLE JINX, NOVTUPLE JINX, DECTUPLE JINX!

Violet: I SAID I GET IT!!


 * in Miami, the next day *

Claire: Hey guys!

Ally: Hey Claire Laura Valentine!

Chelsea: Yo Yo Yo!

Claire: So what's going on?

Ally: IDK, I'm just cleaning this snare, and you know you still work here right?

Claire: Uhhh.

Ally: How about you go clean the Tom Toms.

Claire: KK

Dez: * following Chelsea *

Chelsea: Stop following me!

Dez: * continues *

Trish: Yo Dez! Stop Following Chelsea!

Ally: DEZ STOP FOLLOWING MY SISTER OR I WILL DO FRIDAY BY REBECCA BLACK!

Dez: UGH I HATE THAT SONG * stops *

Trish: LOL!

Dez: IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Ally and Trish: IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY, EVERY BODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TI THE WEEKEND WEEKEND.

Dez: AAUUSHSJCGFHDGXGX * throws a tantrum *

Ally and Trish: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Austin: Stop being mean to my best friend!!

Trish: Or you'll do what?

Austin: I'll... I'll... Oh forget it nvm, go ahead.

Ally and Trish: Partyin' Partyin' YEAH!

Dez: AJXGSISGXJDGDHDGVHCVCH AHHH STOP IT STOP IT

Trish: I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, OK we're done.

Austin: Hey Ally...

Austin's POV: Lost Love All Over Again >:(

Austin: Do you, wanna do homework sometime?

Ally: Sure, why not.

Ally's POV: Lost Love All Over Again :P

Narrator's POV: What The...

Ally: I scored a date!!

Trish and Chelsea: Awesome!

Ally's POV: Do I really have feelings with my best friend?

Austin's POV: Do I really have feelings with my best friend?

Narrator's POV: If you keep this up I'm gonna do a somersault across my living room, and my sandwich will burn off my lap, you know me and my sandwiches.

Dez: I'm bored, I wanna walk my dog.

Trish: You have a dog?

Dez: Yeah

Chelsea: What's his name?

Dez: Doo Doo-Rama

Trish: Doo Doo? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chelsea: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dez: Hey, that's not funny! Don't be rude.

Trish: I can be rude whenever I wanna be rude!

Dez: Fine, YOU walk Doo Doo-Rama then!

Trish: No way, I'm not going to walk something with the word "Doo Doo" in the name!

Dez: Cuz of that, Chelsea is walking Doo Doo-Rama too!

Chelsea: Or what?

Dez: Or I'll tell the world your secrets!!!

Chelsea and Trish: FINE!

To Be Continued... And Thx For Voting For Laura, Really, I Appreciate Your Votes! One More Thing, Claire Is Oficially A Main Character! Auslly Will Happen, Be Patient, It'll Happen Verrryyyyyyy Soon! Thx Again For Voting!!

Comment If You Want To Be In The Series, Explain If You Want To Be A Long Lost Friend, Or A Villian.