Thread:Ausllyraurafan123/@comment-24099722-20141009001705/@comment-24099722-20141013084055

STORY 3~ My last story.

Me~ Hello Police officers on the side of the road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are they on the side of the road?

Dan~ They're moving a deer,

Me~ Why are they moving a deer? Can't it move itself?

Dan~ Nope.

Me~ Why not? Did it lose a leg or something?

Dan~ Nope. Its just a dumb deer.

Me~ Why's it dumb?

Dan~ Because it went into the road. It should've stayed in the forest like those deer.

Me~ They're not in a forest.

Dan~ They're not in the road either.

Me~ But why are they moving the deer?

Dan~ I guess it's roadkill.

Me~ What?

Dan~ Yeah, someone most've ran it over. Its dead now.

Me~ what. But........ STOP TELLING ME ABOUT DEAD ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!