Talk:Auslly/@comment-6023392-20130710160756

Isn't it fun to talk to your TV?

Magazines and Made-Up Stuff: DUDE. You only want her to take all the time she needs to think about bungee jumping because you want to hold her hand for a long time.

NO BROOK NOOOOO!!! YOU MESSED UP THEIR HAND-HOLDING SESSION. MAY THE DEVIL HAUNT YOUR SOLE AND CHOP OFF YOUR HANDS.

Backups and Breakups: COME ON DATING WON'T BE WEIRD AT ALL.

OH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU WERE TOGETHER.

Partners and Parachutes: Shut up, Austin. What you have is gonna end in two episodes.

YOU'RE FINALLY TOGETHER. WEEEEE. I WAS ABOUT TO DIE.

Couples and Careers: NOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. RESPECT THE LORD AND KISS AGAIN.

Episodes these days: IT WOULD BE AWESOME... IF YOU GOT BACK TOGETHER.