Melody Diner Song

"Melody Diner Song" is a song sung by Austin, Ally, Trish, Dez, and Mindy. It's featured in the episode Diners & Daters when Austin is blaming Ally for ruining his chances with Cassidy.

Lyrics
Mindy: Austin, you know the rules

You have to sing to the customers

Now sing!

Austin: Ally all I wanted was a song for Cassidy

And you let me down

Ally: I did the best I could with what you gave me

Why am I singing?

I don't even work here

Dez: I'm all out of chicken pot pie

I need some more now please

Mindy: Trish get my Dezzy-roo some more chicken pot pie now

Trish: Don't snap your fingers at me

And stop taking advantage of my friend

Ew did I just call Dezzy-roo my friend?

Ew did I just call him Dezzy-roo?

Dez: Somebody just get me some more chicken pot pie

I don't care who it is

Mindy: Trish I don't like your attitude

You're fired

You're fired

Fired

Trish: You can't fire me because I quit

I quit

I quit

I quit

I quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Ally: I just wanted to be a good friend and help you out

Why I am singing again?

Austin: Well you definitely helped

You helped me blow my chances with Cassidy

Ally: I can't believe you're blaming me for this.

Dez: Fine

I'll get my own pie.

Trivia

 * This whole song was made to be an improvisation.
 * In reality, Ally and Dez didn't need to sing because they didn't work at the diner. Ally commented on this twice but continued to sing, anyway.
 * This song is not featured in the Austin & Ally Soundtrack.
 * This is the first time that Trish & Dez are featured singing.
 * In this song Trish calls Dezy-roo.