User blog comment:Auslly~Bobbie~Music/Talk Like Crazy!/@comment-8834699-20140303193646

I got this from Fanfiction for two reasons: Too lazy to make my own and it was funny.

Pick the month (number) you were born on...

1(Jan) - I hit 2 (Feb) - I went on a date with 3 (Mar) - I stunned 4 (Apr) - I controlled 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June) - I robbed 7 (July) - I kicked 8 (Aug) - I hung out with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - I hugged 11 (Nov) - I prank-called 12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star 02 - my boy/girl friend 03 - a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that I love 06 - the Trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a pretty girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth brush 12 - an ice-cream man 13 - a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a butt-head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of manure 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - Tori the snowman 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 - yo momma 24 - a Mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - an actor 27 - a gangsta 28 - Rydel Lynch 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boy/girlfriend 31 - my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that Black - because I love whales Pink - because I have no friends Turquoise - because I'm good with kids Brown - because I like to go on dates Polka Dots - because I hate stripes Purple - because I'm a genius Grey - because I have AMAZING friends Yellow - because I'm weird Other - because I'm stupid Green - because that bum stole my taco Orange - because I still love him Red - because the gummy bears made me Blue - because I like shoelaces Tye dye - because I'm a freaking scuba diver Graphic - because I am crazy like that none - because I have a killer six pack!