User blog comment:Auslly~Bobbie~Music/Talk Like Crazy!/@comment-5918301-20131017014809/@comment-5918301-20131017015602

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped? Why do black lights look purple? Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? Isn't it weird that if you rearrange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"? How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk? You know the saying "Throw your hands in the air like you don't care"? why bother doing that if you don't care?

How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings? Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off? Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads? If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

'TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW... IT'S ALREADY SO LONG THOUGH.'