Real Life & Reel Life/Transcript

<!--! scope="row"|Dez: ! scope="row"|Ally: ! scope="row"|Austin: ! colspan="2" scope="row" style="text-align: center;"|''The pop star and songwiter both perform their duet of "You Can Come To Me." However this time there's a genuine sense that neither of them believe the lyrics to the song they're singing anymore... at least at first. However they start to warm up to each other once again, and both Trish and Dez notice this right away.'' ! scope="row"|Ally: ! scope="row"|Austin: ! scope="row"|Ally: ! scope="row"|Austin: ! colspan="2" scope="row" style="text-align: center;"|''The pop star and songwiter start to kiss passionatley. Dez obstructs our view of the kiss as he continues to shoot the scene.'' ! scope="row"|Dez: ! scope="row"|Trish: ! scope="row"|Dez: ! scope="row"|Austin: ! scope="row"|Ally: ! scope="row"|Austin: ! scope="row"|Ally: ! scope="row"|Trish: ! scope="row"|Ally: ! scope="row"|Dez: ! scope="row"|Austin: ! scope="row"|Ally: ! scope="row"|Austin: ! scope="row"|Ally: ! scope="row"|Dez: ! colspan="2" scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|''The scene changes to a typical black and white silent movie depicting one of the events from "Kangaroos & Chaos" called "Dez vs. The Kangaroo." Dez is dressed as Charlie Chaplin. Trish hops through the door of Ally's practice room in a kangaroo costume, doing her usual pose. A caption reading "Guess who got a job as a Kangaroo" appears on the screen. Dez twitches his mustache indicating anger. Another caption appears on the screen that says. "Austin's jacket! Give it! Dez and Trish yank the jacket back and forth until it flies out of their hands and lands in the bucket of caramel. The word "Caramel!" appears in another caption. Dez pulls the jacket out of the bucket and give Trish the kangaroo a dirty look. Trish shrugs her shoulders feigning innocence. The camer pans back to Dez who stares at the viewer twitching his mustache as the camera begins to fade to black, zooming in on him before being replaced by another caption reading "The End!" ! colspan="2" scope="row" style="text-align: center;"|(End Credits shown. End of episode).''
 * Austin, you're a vampire. And all you wanna do is protect her. (points to Ally, then approaches her) And you're not a vampire. But you wanna be one. But sometimes you wanna be a werewolf! (a pause) But forget that. You're into the vampire. Aaaand, Action!
 * Austin, I don't know if I can perform. There are so many... people. Will you be there to protect me.
 * Always. And I mean like always always. Because I'm a vampire. and I live forever. (he hisses at her, showing his fangs)
 * I did it. I conquered my stagefright.
 * I feel like I can do anything.
 * I know I can do anything. As long as I'm with you.
 * Perfect! We got it (recording the Kiss) Cut! (Austin and Ally still kissing. Dez looks back at Trish who chucles silently and triumphantly.) I said cut! (Austin and Ally still kissing) Okay, you can stop kissing now.
 * (Smiles) Well, I guess our plan worked. They don't seem mad at each other anymore.
 * They don't, do they? [Dez walks away]
 * (Both stop kissing) A-A-Ally I'm so sorry I met with another songwriter. I knew your career was taking off and I'd thought you'd leave me.
 * Aww Austin, I'll always be here for you. I'm sorry I ever doubted our partnership. It's the best thing that ever happened to me.
 * So we're good?
 * (Nods) Yeah.
 * Uh uh um. Sorry to interrupt your moment, but what the heck was the kiss all about?
 * (Both Stammer) Uh... It's called acting?
 * Yeah, that was a lot more than just (Mimicks Ally) Uhh, acting.
 * I told you we can be professional. It was for the movie, man.
 * Yeah, just for the movie, man. (Stammers again) You're a really good actor Austin.
 * You too, Ally. Huh huh huh. Well, bye.
 * See Yah. (Both run off in opposite directions)
 * I don't know Trish. We shot dozens of scenes already. Trust me. Neither one of them is that good of an actor.
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