User blog:RyanShipsMileven/Auslly Story Episode 12

Gordy: Hey guys!

Ally: Hi Gordy!

Jeff: Hi everyone!

Ally: Who are you?

Austin: JEFF!! *bro hugs*

Jeff: AUSTIN!!!! *bro hugs back*

Ally: ?

Trish: ?

Dez: ?

Jecko: ?

God: ?

Jesus: ?

Devil: ?

Austin: So how your boyfriend?

Ally: You mean girlfriend?

Jeff: No, boyfriend!

Ally: * goes to the bathroom to throw up *

Jeff: He's fine!

Gordy: So Ally! I was wondering if you can go to the movies with me someti-

Austin: NO YOU DON'T! * tackles him *

Gordy: Owwwwwww

Ally: ?

Jecko: Hey Jeff! Wanna play minecraft?

Jeff: * stalls * Sorry, but I have to... do my taxes.

Jecko: You're only 21.

Jeff: Well I'll just... run a quick errand.

Jecko: Fi you don't want to play minecraft, you could have just said so! -.-


 * Claire & Chelsea walks in *

Chelsea: Su--

Claire: * copies her

Chelsea: Why does everybo--

Claire: * copies her * Everybody keep stealing my line!

Chelsea: -.-

Claire: -.-

Ally: * laughs * Hey Guys!

Austin: Hey guys! And the sky!

Chelsea: What's up? Who's that hot guy that looks like Riker?

Austin: That's my brother, and he's gay and he's taken to a guy.

Chelsea: * goes to a bathroom to throw up but sees Ally's throw up * EWWWW THROW UP! * goes to a different bathroom *

Jeff: WOW -_-

Austin: IKR

Ally: Well I g2g! I have a date!

Jecko: Hey Austin! Wanna play some C.O.D?

Austin: HECKS YEAH!


 * in Tampa *

Teacher: * zipper unexamined *

Rossay: Hey Laurie!

Laurie: Yeah?

Rossay: Look at the teacher's fly!

Laurie: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Rossay: SHHHHHHHHHHH

Laurie: Ok. So... how do we tell him without anyone knowing?

Rossay: Maybe we should put up a sign.

Laurie: * puts up a sign that says XYZ *

Teacher: * confuzzled *

Laurie: * talks with lips quietly * Examine your zipper!

Teacher: * still confuzzled * :S

Laurie: IT MEANS EXAMINE YOUR ZIPPER! PULL UP YOUR FLY!

Teacher: * pulls it up *

Everyone: * laughs *

God: HAHAHAHAHA

Jesus: HAHAHAHAHA

Devil: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone In the Whole Universe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Teacher: * runs off crying *

Laurie: Oops...

Ali: What just happened?

Rossay: I have no idea...

Laurie: Hang in there baby?

Koolkitty123: NOT helping!

Laurie: I know.


 * in Miami *

Ally: * getting ready for the date *

Gordy: I can't wait to see Ally on that date!

Austin: I don't think you will!

Gordy: How did you get here?

Austin: That doesn't matter! What matters is that you're not going on that date! * knocks him out with a steel baseball bat *

Gordy: xPPPPPPPPP

Austin: Finally! It was about time!

Gordy's Mom: * knocks on the door *

Austin: Oh crap! * leaves *


 * at Jai's house *

Jai: Hey Kent, can I ask for advice... about love?

Kent: Uh...

Jai: Thanks!

Kent: Hey I didn't say yes... to NOT giving you advice!

Jai: You know my ex-GF Cat, right?

Kent: Yeah.

Jai: I did something really stupid and I don't think she is going to take me back.

Kent: What did you do.

Jai: I... * feels guilty * cheated on her.

Kent: Whoa... it's gonna take a long time for her to take you back after what you did.

Jai: Thanks captain obvious!

Kent: You're welcome! Captain... you!

Jai: So what should I do?

Kent: You should just give up and go jump off a cliff and die.

Jai: You suck!

Kent: No YOU suck!

Jai: No YOU suck!


 * 10 minutes later *

Kent: No YOU suck!

Bobbie: You BOTH suck! But seriously Jai, just give up! You have nothing left!

Jai: I think it's for the best.

Kent: Finally... I mean... Awwww ;(!

To Be Continued...